I just saw Santy Clause! He's really real, kids!
I know it's only 2:30, but I was at a mall, and he was sitting there talking to kids in the middle of the first floor! AND he had elf assistants with him that smell like Mrs. Dupree after she goes to 'her happy place.' That must mean that Mrs. Dupree is secretly an elf too!
I knew he was real! I just knew it!
December 24, 2010
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So I went and sat on his lap, and told him everything I wanted, but all he did was burp and say next.
Santa is a very stressed out man, I can blame that attitude anymore, seeing how he was so busy as to go to all of your malls too!
Tell him I said hi. Then when he comes to my house I can tell him bye.
He was at my place just an hour ago..
Our mall banned him for promoting obesity