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 So last week my girlfriends mom saw me touching inside her chest, leaving her to assume that due to that touching, me and her have had the s word. We haven't though. And don't plan on a while. But, So today my girlfrineds mom (who has early stages of cancer) says that my girlfriend might get cancer when she grows up so she needs a shot to prevent that, somethinfg like that. But the thing that made me go WTH is when she said, if we had sex yet then the shot will kill her. If she's a virgin then she'll live. The hell can anyone back this up? My girlfriend believes her but meh. EDIT: Oh and another thing, she said the cancer was hereditary , meaning it passes among family. Wth is that? New Blog: Ditch The Glitch !
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umers56: no offesne dude but u are pathetic.. ur like commenting for the hell of it anyways i hope she doesnt have cancer.. You should learn how to type properly. And how am I pathetic? It's not like he didn't actually say his hand was inside of her chest. And what's wrong with commenting for the "hell of it"? I see you didn't meet your girlfriend at the library.
someone call the crazy police and take this mother away......
And I thought my girlfriends mom was psycho.
thesilentazn4: Maybe he wants to have sex. Jacoobobx3: We haven't though. And don't plan on a while. megabob10: I see you didn't meet your girlfriend at the library. whaT? we do some stuff at the library actuallyhaha New Blog: Ditch The Glitch !
some cancers are hereditary, but that doesn't mean your girl is definitely going to get cancer
...How old are you again? and you don't know what heredity means?
I'm 100% sure your gf won't die from the shot, if she shot had ANY chance of killing her then her mom wouldn't take her to get the shot. Heredity means (in a nutshell) passed on to children through genes. Heres how that works... X= gf's mom, Y = Gf's dad if X has a heredity disease and has a kid with Y, Y won't get the disease, but Z (your gf) has a chance of getting the disease. Further down the line lets say Z has a child with W (her husband) Even if Z didn't get the disease her children still have a chance to. Computers don't have mothers and can't get cancer.
Also, what a dumb old lady. If she wants to know if you two had intercourse, she should just ask. TLNinjah: Rofl, she is lying. i think she is lying too Well.. I know if you have someone in your family that had cancer before then your risks of having cancer is drastically increased.
Anyways, there are no shots that can prevent cancer.. (atleast breast cancer) so you mom's friend just thought of a really cheesy way to get you off her daughter. Sounds like a you got ripped. lol
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HPV is an STD. If you and your girlfriend are virgins and do the nasty together, nothing can happen.
I'd bet good money that this guy is a troll.
Anyway, HPV vaccines are shown to reduce the risk of cervical cancer. Not any other kind. /thread Jacoobobx3: touching inside her chest I lol'd. Register / login
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Because this is the funniest thread I think i've ever possibly read. Seriously. I'm laughing at how many sarcastic responses there are.
Your gal's mother is trying to guilt you into admitting you've had sex or not. If you're like "*name*, go ahead and get that shot done" then her mother has no reason to think you've been getting down in the sheets. If you end up freaking out saying "*name* please don't get that shot, I don't want something to happen to you!" then her mother knows you've been getting down.
I've never heard of such a stupid shot, but her mom hooked you up. And now you look like a retard.