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Nov 01 2009 +
lnnerflame
123 Bera F/P Arch Mage
 
I'll put the best one's here :D

I'll start:

If Maplestory was real-life, I wouldn't study anymore. Becuase whenever I need money, I would just run outside and step on a snail and Voila 20 Dollars !

;D Make your own creative pieces, feel free to post as many times as you want :D

() Favourite ones ()

Whenever I'd want to kill something I'd thrust my hip into it, because my belt has ATT. (BEST)
If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[
I'd kill myself, revive, and get 10% younger :D
I would jump off a cliff and drink red gatorade to feel better.
Id genesis the neighborhood
every single person's name would be unique.
Obama = Zakum
We would all get owned from a pink jelly bean :D
You could track someone (nice..)
Cheese from that event 3 years ago, would still be eatable :D
If Maplestory were real, then pigs would fly. Oh wait, the swine flu (flew).... (f3)
If maplestory was real, Nexon would be the president. (Jumps off a cliff, Oh wait I can't die. Dam !)
If maplestory was real i could carry guns on planes with no problems.


() What if maplestory was real ()
(Quoted from people, so errors are still there.)

* If Maplestory was real-life,I would be a bishop and sell resurrection to people :D
*We wouldn't be able to cuss. (I like that one.)
*There would be a lot more thefts...thieves, geddit? :3
*Everyone walks around in bathrobes.
*It wouldnt be weird to lug 2 blue-coloured skis around and still walk faster.
*Id be a theif and dark site in the girls changeroom
*If Maple was real, then our president would be an ex-convict.
*I'll be freaking rich.
*We'd have no house. (Clever.. i'm guessing we're going to all be homeless then. But the henehores ;D)
*The murder rate will be 0 cuz we cant kill each other
*We would never sleep
*there are mushrooms bigger than people that jump around
*i'd stay in all day, playing a RPG called Real Life.
*A slice of pizza costs over $300
*The world would lag like crazy
*I'd jump off Eos Tower and only recieve 30 damage o_o.
*I wouldnt need to shower >.>
*If maple was real, I wouldn't know where to go poop.
*no more cars! flash jump+teleport+haste ftww!
*If Maplestory was real i'd be a monkeys uncle
*Airplanes wouldn't exist, Ship's ftw ?
*I'd wear the same clothes for 90 days straight. >.>
*we wouldn't be able to have s3x
*I would have trouble switching my weapon from my right to left hand every time I turn around.
*If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[
*Everyone would look pretty cute.
*There would be no babies since we wouldn't be able to reproduce but I think of that as a pro because I hate kids anyway.
*There would be no banks to rob because everyone would have their own safe storage for their money so that kind of crime would be nonexistent.
*You wouldn't have to worry about breaking and entering since all of your things would be secured by a password and a pin number. :P
*If Maplestory was real...than all Female people will all be flat chested :C
*No one would be able to move because of our oversized heads.
*Real terrorists would use black sacks instead of suicide bombs O.o
*id have no nipples
*I would use lightning and ruin some picnics
*I'd wear a pink cape all day and be proud of it
*MESO EXPLOSIOn PEOPLE! Imagine what you can do with that lol.... (Blow the banks, huh ? :D)
*I'd go around the world in less than an hour.
*I'd jump higher than my actual height.
*we could breath under water
*If Maplestory was real life I would ride my piggy to school.
*If maplestory were real, then I'd never get fat or get older!
*If maplestory was real, my mom wouldn't yell at me to turn off the game.
*Pink Capes would be the new fashion, along with random bathrobes.
*I'd chek in my pants...just to make sure. :s
*Nobody would be alive, due to our oversized heads that would break our necks.
*If maplestory was real the furthest I'd ever get a girl is to her undershirt and man like boxers.
*I'd join Basketball and slam dunk everytime, thanks to my +18 jump shoes.
*i could walk around with a gun and no one would care? O:
*you say bad stuff but others only hear ***** (silence)
*Dragons would actually exist. Horntail geddit?
*A snail could kill you
*If maplestory was real I'd blacklist my parents.
*Ahnlab would be my home security system.
*can jump off the tallest building in the world and still not be dead
*You would enter Channel 1 Free Market and suddenly hear 100 people overlapping each other screaming B>GACHA!
*You would somehow be able to fit 28 items in 5 tabs of inventory on your body somehow. (And that's without increase slots with NX)
*You can have your face changed compelety, in a second
*You can steal a fence and use it as a shield or go to your mom's kitchen and use a panlid.
*If MapleStory was real life... i would have proof of Big Foot.

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Replies
11/01/09 +
iEatUr
36 Scania Blaze Wizard
 
I would become a Nightlord and flash jump around, wearing a piece of rock on my head with a strange aura.
11/01/09 +
xLuckyThi3fx
61 Scania Assassin
 
if maplestory was real-life, i would buy all the scrolls, sell them for higher price and get rich.
Buy the haunted mansion:D idk what to do next when i have the mansion though._.''
11/01/09 +
crabyoddle
53 Khaini Assassin
 
If Maplestory was real-life,I would be a bishop and sell resurrection to people :D
11/01/09 +
imKeviin
103 Bera Night Walker
 
I would never die cause they have respawns.
11/01/09 +
xlrAcer5
112 Windia Ranger
 
Then I'd be banned until november 30th.
11/01/09 +
Huranshisuko
94 Bellocan White Knight
 
We wouldn't be able to cuss.
11/01/09 +
 
Arch Mage and Bishops spamming on skeletons .
Night Lord throws stars ? 6 stars in 1 sec ? Shadow Partner ?
Pirates Ships ? Dragon strike ? Recoil shot ? Wings ?
Bowmen Hurricane ? Soul Arrow lol ?
11/01/09 +
itsjoee
10 DemethosEMS Warrior
 
If maplestory was real, I'd quit.
New Pic: I LOOK AWFUL
11/01/09 +
Huranshisuko
94 Bellocan White Knight
 
JustPeachy: I'd suicide.


Yeah, but even if you don't click "Ok" to be revived, you would still be automatically revived after like 10 min I think.
11/01/09 +
Skeptican
105 Scania Night Walker
 
I'd be a nightlord and dark sight for stuff.
11/01/09 +
Huranshisuko
94 Bellocan White Knight
 
Skeptican: I'd be a nightlord and dark sight for stuff.


Be a Shadower. Their DS lasts longer than a NL's, and they can move at regular speeds.
11/01/09 +
KenKiiler
82 Bera Chief Bandit
 
I'd assaulter my way to the mall.
11/01/09 +
 
there would be a lot more thefts...thieves, geddit? :3
everyone walks around in bathrobes.
it wouldnt be weird to lug 2 blue-coloured skis around and still walk faster.
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11/01/09 +
Atamix
81 Bera Hermit
 
GurenOokami: Be a Shadower. Their DS lasts longer than a NL's, and they can move at regular speeds.


considering ds is a 2nd job skill, they can both have it at max if they want.
i know mine is.
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