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Nov 01 2009 +
lnnerflame
131 Bera F/P Arch Mage
 
I'll put the best one's here :D

I'll start:

If Maplestory was real-life, I wouldn't study anymore. Becuase whenever I need money, I would just run outside and step on a snail and Voila 20 Dollars !

;D Make your own creative pieces, feel free to post as many times as you want :D

() Favourite ones ()

Whenever I'd want to kill something I'd thrust my hip into it, because my belt has ATT. (BEST)
If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[
I'd kill myself, revive, and get 10% younger :D
I would jump off a cliff and drink red gatorade to feel better.
Id genesis the neighborhood
every single person's name would be unique.
Obama = Zakum
We would all get owned from a pink jelly bean :D
You could track someone (nice..)
Cheese from that event 3 years ago, would still be eatable :D
If Maplestory were real, then pigs would fly. Oh wait, the swine flu (flew).... (f3)
If maplestory was real, Nexon would be the president. (Jumps off a cliff, Oh wait I can't die. Dam !)
If maplestory was real i could carry guns on planes with no problems.


() What if maplestory was real ()
(Quoted from people, so errors are still there.)

* If Maplestory was real-life,I would be a bishop and sell resurrection to people :D
*We wouldn't be able to cuss. (I like that one.)
*There would be a lot more thefts...thieves, geddit? :3
*Everyone walks around in bathrobes.
*It wouldnt be weird to lug 2 blue-coloured skis around and still walk faster.
*Id be a theif and dark site in the girls changeroom
*If Maple was real, then our president would be an ex-convict.
*I'll be freaking rich.
*We'd have no house. (Clever.. i'm guessing we're going to all be homeless then. But the henehores ;D)
*The murder rate will be 0 cuz we cant kill each other
*We would never sleep
*there are mushrooms bigger than people that jump around
*i'd stay in all day, playing a RPG called Real Life.
*A slice of pizza costs over $300
*The world would lag like crazy
*I'd jump off Eos Tower and only recieve 30 damage o_o.
*I wouldnt need to shower >.>
*If maple was real, I wouldn't know where to go poop.
*no more cars! flash jump+teleport+haste ftww!
*If Maplestory was real i'd be a monkeys uncle
*Airplanes wouldn't exist, Ship's ftw ?
*I'd wear the same clothes for 90 days straight. >.>
*we wouldn't be able to have s3x
*I would have trouble switching my weapon from my right to left hand every time I turn around.
*If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[
*Everyone would look pretty cute.
*There would be no babies since we wouldn't be able to reproduce but I think of that as a pro because I hate kids anyway.
*There would be no banks to rob because everyone would have their own safe storage for their money so that kind of crime would be nonexistent.
*You wouldn't have to worry about breaking and entering since all of your things would be secured by a password and a pin number. :P
*If Maplestory was real...than all Female people will all be flat chested :C
*No one would be able to move because of our oversized heads.
*Real terrorists would use black sacks instead of suicide bombs O.o
*id have no nipples
*I would use lightning and ruin some picnics
*I'd wear a pink cape all day and be proud of it
*MESO EXPLOSIOn PEOPLE! Imagine what you can do with that lol.... (Blow the banks, huh ? :D)
*I'd go around the world in less than an hour.
*I'd jump higher than my actual height.
*we could breath under water
*If Maplestory was real life I would ride my piggy to school.
*If maplestory were real, then I'd never get fat or get older!
*If maplestory was real, my mom wouldn't yell at me to turn off the game.
*Pink Capes would be the new fashion, along with random bathrobes.
*I'd chek in my pants...just to make sure. :s
*Nobody would be alive, due to our oversized heads that would break our necks.
*If maplestory was real the furthest I'd ever get a girl is to her undershirt and man like boxers.
*I'd join Basketball and slam dunk everytime, thanks to my +18 jump shoes.
*i could walk around with a gun and no one would care? O:
*you say bad stuff but others only hear ***** (silence)
*Dragons would actually exist. Horntail geddit?
*A snail could kill you
*If maplestory was real I'd blacklist my parents.
*Ahnlab would be my home security system.
*can jump off the tallest building in the world and still not be dead
*You would enter Channel 1 Free Market and suddenly hear 100 people overlapping each other screaming B>GACHA!
*You would somehow be able to fit 28 items in 5 tabs of inventory on your body somehow. (And that's without increase slots with NX)
*You can have your face changed compelety, in a second
*You can steal a fence and use it as a shield or go to your mom's kitchen and use a panlid.
*If MapleStory was real life... i would have proof of Big Foot.

Most common one : Darksight (17 times)
Replies
11/01/09 +
Flameheai
92 Bellocan Priest
 
It's not real.
Get over yourselves, people.
11/01/09 +
RawhrFace
44 Galicia Wind Archer
 
If maplestory was real, our heads would be bigger than the rest of our body ;[
11/01/09 +
Cloudy
10 Scania Warrior
 
Blazeeeee: It's not real.
Get over yourselves, people.


It's called imagination.
11/01/09 +
wizardpro78
100 Scania F/P Mage
 
if maple was real you know maplestory have gone too far XD
11/01/09 +
SourOreo
62 Bera Night Walker
 
I would die continuously, knowing that I'd be revived every time
11/01/09 +
RyanHasWoe
94 Khaini Outlaw
 
If Maplestory was real life I would ride my piggy to school.
11/01/09 +
MePwnJooo
71 Windia Crusader
 
It's not real.
Nov 01* +
ImCensored
60 Bera Spearman
 
If maplestory was real, that would meen we would go to school for our fun.
11/01/09 +
aznarcher904
98 Bera Ranger
 
If maplestory were real, then I'd never get fat or get older!
but then i couldn't smell things...
or go 3d :p
11/01/09 +
izzyrascal
92 Windia Hermit
 
xlrAcer5: Then I'd be banned until november 30th.


lol, stupid typhon glitch xD
11/01/09 +
sportscar
75 Scania Hermit
 
alot of blood would be splashed for fun because we all can come bak to life xD Maple Wars forever!
11/01/09 +
IamLegendM
56 Bera Fighter
 
If maplestory was real... well we would be screwed cause pink bean would come and kill us all since ya... he aint in only one place anymore. but it would be fun and one hell of an adventure but i dont know how the level systems gna work? maybe it would be determined by your age like if your 20 your lvl 20, and there wouldnt be anymore boss spams cause once you kill one its dead 4eva. and on the topic, there attacks like zakums ice attack... ya there isnt gna be any 1k dmg. its just gna go straight through and your dead.
11/01/09 +
CokeMG
112 Bera Hermit
 
People would never die, and physically, start to rot and maybe turn into dust or a bunch of mangled parts, but would still be alive.

Assuming everyone stayed young forever, without aging or becoming marred, then the economy would change to remove healthcare, safety concerns, and insurance, while those who wish to make money would simply go kill something. Then, inflation would run rampant and to buy a simple product, people would have to kill hundreds if not thousands of animals, which would instantly spawn another, identical animal after a few seconds.

People would be homeless, and the worlds will be lawless, unless a ban system is in place. What can anyone do to punish people who won't die? The only way is to temporarily handicap people to dissuade them from committing crimes.

There's also the problem of overpopulation, which, assuming real-life maple people can reproduce, will overrun the state and cause even more problems. If nobody dies, the population will increase exponentially and eventually reach the maximum capacity of the world, which will by then be unable to sustain us. People will starve, compete for goods, and crime will run even higher.
11/01/09 +
ChocoStory
59 Scania Cleric
 
Let's hope there wouldnt be any PvP. D:
11/01/09 +
SalZ0rz
1 Windia Beginner
 
If maplestory was real, my mom wouldn't yell at me to turn off the game.
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