What if MapleStory was real ?
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 I'll start: If Maplestory was real-life, I wouldn't study anymore. Becuase whenever I need money, I would just run outside and step on a snail and Voila 20 Dollars ! ;D Make your own creative pieces, feel free to post as many times as you want :D () Favourite ones () Whenever I'd want to kill something I'd thrust my hip into it, because my belt has ATT. (BEST) If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[ I'd kill myself, revive, and get 10% younger :D I would jump off a cliff and drink red gatorade to feel better. Id genesis the neighborhood every single person's name would be unique. Obama = Zakum We would all get owned from a pink jelly bean :D You could track someone (nice..) Cheese from that event 3 years ago, would still be eatable :D If Maplestory were real, then pigs would fly. Oh wait, the swine flu (flew).... (f3) If maplestory was real, Nexon would be the president. (Jumps off a cliff, Oh wait I can't die. Dam !) If maplestory was real i could carry guns on planes with no problems. () What if maplestory was real () (Quoted from people, so errors are still there.) * If Maplestory was real-life,I would be a bishop and sell resurrection to people :D *We wouldn't be able to cuss. (I like that one.) *There would be a lot more thefts...thieves, geddit? :3 *Everyone walks around in bathrobes. *It wouldnt be weird to lug 2 blue-coloured skis around and still walk faster. *Id be a theif and dark site in the girls changeroom *If Maple was real, then our president would be an ex-convict. *I'll be freaking rich. *We'd have no house. (Clever.. i'm guessing we're going to all be homeless then. But the henehores ;D) *The murder rate will be 0 cuz we cant kill each other *We would never sleep *there are mushrooms bigger than people that jump around *i'd stay in all day, playing a RPG called Real Life. *A slice of pizza costs over $300 *The world would lag like crazy *I'd jump off Eos Tower and only recieve 30 damage o_o. *I wouldnt need to shower >.> *If maple was real, I wouldn't know where to go poop. *no more cars! flash jump+teleport+haste ftww! *If Maplestory was real i'd be a monkeys uncle *Airplanes wouldn't exist, Ship's ftw ? *I'd wear the same clothes for 90 days straight. >.> *we wouldn't be able to have s3x *I would have trouble switching my weapon from my right to left hand every time I turn around. *If MapleStory was real, I would have no nose. :[ *Everyone would look pretty cute. *There would be no babies since we wouldn't be able to reproduce but I think of that as a pro because I hate kids anyway. *There would be no banks to rob because everyone would have their own safe storage for their money so that kind of crime would be nonexistent. *You wouldn't have to worry about breaking and entering since all of your things would be secured by a password and a pin number. :P *If Maplestory was real...than all Female people will all be flat chested :C *No one would be able to move because of our oversized heads. *Real terrorists would use black sacks instead of suicide bombs O.o *id have no nipples *I would use lightning and ruin some picnics *I'd wear a pink cape all day and be proud of it *MESO EXPLOSIOn PEOPLE! Imagine what you can do with that lol.... (Blow the banks, huh ? :D) *I'd go around the world in less than an hour. *I'd jump higher than my actual height. *we could breath under water *If Maplestory was real life I would ride my piggy to school. *If maplestory were real, then I'd never get fat or get older! *If maplestory was real, my mom wouldn't yell at me to turn off the game. *Pink Capes would be the new fashion, along with random bathrobes. *I'd chek in my pants...just to make sure. :s *Nobody would be alive, due to our oversized heads that would break our necks. *If maplestory was real the furthest I'd ever get a girl is to her undershirt and man like boxers. *I'd join Basketball and slam dunk everytime, thanks to my +18 jump shoes. *i could walk around with a gun and no one would care? O: *you say bad stuff but others only hear ***** (silence) *Dragons would actually exist. Horntail geddit? *A snail could kill you *If maplestory was real I'd blacklist my parents. *Ahnlab would be my home security system. *can jump off the tallest building in the world and still not be dead *You would enter Channel 1 Free Market and suddenly hear 100 people overlapping each other screaming B>GACHA! *You would somehow be able to fit 28 items in 5 tabs of inventory on your body somehow. (And that's without increase slots with NX) *You can have your face changed compelety, in a second *You can steal a fence and use it as a shield or go to your mom's kitchen and use a panlid. *If MapleStory was real life... i would have proof of Big Foot. Most common one : Darksight (17 times) Click here if you think this post is particularly interesting or helpful.
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then the whole debate about gay marriages would end since it's physicly impossible anyway
New Blog: finaly some fun on basil =]
If maplestory was real i wouldnt actually be able to play maple.
i'd gp up on the empire state building and use wings to gently float down :D
If maple was real, then it's going to be reaaal noisy. (Genesis)
Darksunset: If maplestory was real i wouldnt actually be able to play maple. uhm yes :x it would probably be like playing the Sims New Blog: finaly some fun on basil =]
Probably use snipe on all the NL
 I would soooooooo go on my hermit then i'd be in line for a new video game but i can just avenger the people in front of me. :D
We'd have no house.
Gather all of the people i know and go on a horntail run.
Atamix2: considering ds is a 2nd job skill, they can both have it at max if they want. i know mine is. Dark Sight is a first job skill. New Blog: Inactivity :(
Complain about my retarded hair
If Maplestory was real we'd be HeroTex's slaves.
i would be a mage and telaport everywhere
The murder rate will be 0 cuz we cant kill each other
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