Guide to finding a boy/girlfriend on MS. (joke thread)
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 Step One: Determining your sex All right, so now you've decided you want a Maplestory girlfriend or boyfriend, but you don't know which. Well first things first, look down into your pants, determine your gender, for those unsure, refer to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender. Now that you've determined your gender, you can decide on who to look for. A rule of thumb is, boys tend to choose girls, and girls tend to choose boys, then there are those in between, and those that choose exclusively their own gender.. but those are controversial, so we'll only be sticking with boys on girls/girls on boys. Step Two: NX NX NX Just as in real life, how are you ever going to find someone if you look like a hunch-backed one eyed troll with tons of acne? Of course, you're going to need a make-over, which you can acquire on MS by getting NX. Now NX is this amazing little thing where you can transform real money, into pixelated money. WOWZORS! How to get the money required to buy NX you ask? Why that's as easy as going into your parents' wallets and taking their money. Actually, that's the most preferred method among NX-users today. Other common ways include: sale transactions on illegal substances, selling your body for a minimal hourly fee, and beating up that handicapped kid with his own cane, then stealing his money. Now, you might have heard some people talk about "working" or "earning money," but that's just a common myth. All right, now that you have NX, first thing to do, change your hair/eyes. For guys, a safe bet is "face 6," the big puppy looking eyes, because we all know that girls LOVE puppies. For girls, go with "face 5," the hawt F1 orgasm eyes or "face 4," the other big puppy looking eyes, because we all know that guys LOVE puppies. Now for hair, guys should stick with either Metro/Antagonist/Cabana/Metrosexual or another Korean looking hair style, while girls should stick with Darling Diva/Maiden's Weave/Curly Stream or any other exp hair that will cost you 4 times the amount of a VIP hair coupon to get. Now that you've got your hair and eyes, you can proceed to buying your outfit. That can be accomplished by pressing the "~" button which teleports you into the Cash Shop. Now take a few seconds for your eyes to adjust to the pure awesome epicness that is the CS, and then make sure you buy every item labeled as "HOT." Because as we all know, if it's not "HOT," it's not.... "HOT." Oh, and also, don't buy pants, pants are for pansies. Step Three: Finding the boy/girl Now that you've "pimped your pixel," you can go ahead and look for the boy/girl of your dreams, and the only place to accomplish such a task, is none other than the legendary Ch 1 of Henesys. How to go about approaching these intimidating figures, you ask? Worry not, for I have the best pickup lines readied just for you. A good greeting usually involves some form of "L> GF!111oneone, MUST HAF NX." Now give it some time, before the females sense your testosterone and flood you like moths to a flame. Then, it's just an easy step of picking out whichever pixels looks the hawtest. What about personality, you say? HA! Next you are going to try and convince me that Bigfoot's real -.- Step Four: Interaction with your loved one Now that you've found your girlfriend, what better way to show your love for her than to get her a Krush Ring? After all, every kiss begins with K. Also, make sure you spam "HAI BABE/HUNNIE/PUMPKIN/POOKIE/ENDEARING TERM+Hearts" over and over again until your whole BL blocks you, every time she logs on. Same goes with goodbyes. Also be sure to type as childish as possible, as it makes you so much cuter. "Hai yu ;DD Lets paly plox ^.^" See how kawaii that is! Oh and get her MSN/MySpace/Facebook immediately. Make sure to change your profile picture to some random person with a six pack that you found on google images first though. Then you learn EVERYTHING you can about her from her MSN/MySpace/Facebook profiles. Next time you see her, you can be like, "oh, so I was just listening to that new My Chemical Romance song the other day", and she'll be like "OMG DATS MY FAVE BAND" and your chances of getting into her pants has just increased by over a lot of percent. But, besides sitting in Henesys ch 1 and making the smoochie face at each other, what else can you two do? Internet sex! It's just as popular as phone sex, and according to a statistic done by the National Bureau of Statistics, 88.73% of internet sex is done on MS. This can be accomplished through a series of steps. First, tell your partner to lay down on the ground, and then you stand on top of her, while using a skill such as "booster." "Booster, Booster, F1, Booster, MP Pot, Booster, F1" and repeat. A usual session takes anywhere from 10 seconds to half a minute, and there's no mess to clean up afterwards! Final Step: The Fated Meeting So you've been going out on MS for over 2 weeks now, and your beloved suddenly sends a text one day, saying that they're in town. He/she then sets up a date to meet in the alley behind the local cafe. You ask them why not in the cafe, and they say something about being allergic to light or something. So you're like, why not, what can go wrong? As you approach the alleyway at 2 in the morning, you start having doubts. You look straight into the alleyway, not seeing anything, and decide to venture a bit forward. Suddenly, you notice a shadow has appeared on the ground in front of you and you turn around, and see a OMGWT AND GETS -CENSORED- and lives happily ever after x] The End • ttdl; I don't actually know what this stands for, but I see people putting it in their threads, so ima jump on the bandwagon. • PS: No Hene Hoes were harmed in the making of this guide. • Disclaimer: Not responsible for any occurrence of penetration by big, fat, hairy 40 year old men. Replies
"Booster, Booster, F1, Booster, MP Pot, Booster, F1" HA HA HA HA EPIC WIN!
JunSama: Pants are for pansies? Who are you? Yvon of the Yukon? OH EM GEEE I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW THX FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT IT :D:D:D Lmaoo .:DDDDD
yur phunny ^.^ pr3stig3: • ttdl; I don't actually know what this stands for, but I see people putting it in their threads, so ima jump on the bandwagon. i think you mean "tldr".. which means "Too long, didn't read" xD too long didnt read tose ppl puttnig ttld are dumb
Omg i chuckled at such things like these :x
FieryStaff: Pro guide. Worth a sticky. All people that want it to be stickied raise your keyboard. Lmfao.. This is epic. Awesome job.
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gawd, now im going to be
established as a premature henehoar -_- Very funny...
Big, fat, hairy, 40 year old men. Only sounds fun if you're watching them get their ass kicked at a bar.
I posted in this. and I say Hi to you.
Sing: I posted in this. and I say Hi to you. OMG I LOVE SINGING. I hope you know this means that we're totally a thing now. Posting on someone's basil thread is like a giant step towards commitment. So, viagra can be purchased in the Cash Shop now? :O
New Blog: Camp.
AnasF: So, viagra can be purchased in the Cash Shop now? :O Yeah. Only purchasable using NX though. BTW, you look familiar, know Sage by any chance? Did you help him make Typoists? 'pimp your pixel'
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