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 Last evening, before I went to bed, I had Cereal with Milk, and this morning I had it too. I never knew it would've affected me this way, nonetheless, I learned my lesson: Not to have cereal and milk for two meals straight. When I left to go to school, I was fine. I didn't even know that I was developing gas. It was when I arrived at school when I began to feel the pain. 9:10 ~ Stomach grumbled. I shrugged it off. 9:15 ~ The first hit came. I held it in. 9:25 ~ The next hit came. I held it in. 9:30 ~ The worst hit came. I had previous experiences with holding my gas in, and knew how to camouflage it. Usually I would clear my throat or bounce my leg up and down when I felt something was coming. I had no remedy for this, however. The gas came towards the end very slowly, I anticipated it like I was trapped on traintracks and a train was heading towards me, but still far away. Hoping the pain would just come and I wouldn't feel a thing other than my whole body flexing. I was wrong. You see, I had alot of gas in me, and holding in the gas from earlier really built up the pressure. The pressure reached its climax, I flexed like there was no tomorrow, and then, just as I thought I won, I lost. "Bllluuuuuururrrgggghhhh!" The pressure made this sound, this putred, hated sound.. it was so unexpected! I immediately tried to cover this up, by clearing my throat in the midst of it, but it was too late. I squeezed out a sound from my throat but not soon enough. The deed was done, my surrounding classmates, staring. The blood reached my head, as if a thermometer was dipped into boiling water. The thing left to do was to prevent the sound from occuring again. My initial plan was to, at the end of my class, rush home and sit on the toilet, then go to class late. So, at the end of the class, I rushed to my car, and fired up the engine. Just as I shifted the car into drive.... "Puurrrrrrrrrttttt!" And that, my friends, is the end of it. Click here if you think this post is particularly interesting or helpful.
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Woah, you really made this to a really dramatic event.
LOL Sorry bro that stinks...
That's why you gotta learn how to master the silent but deadly farts
New Pic: Y so serious.
wow you're horrific at holding farts i can hold mine the whole day
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Pheonix0: LOL Sorry bro that stinks... Literally! DrTeletubbie: Woah, you really made this to a really dramatic event. I concur Bravo =]
Tainysi: That's why you gotta learn how to master the silent but deadly farts I don't know the technique. Usually they begin silent but as the airflow lessens the hole comes closer together, causing a flappy sound. Not to mention the possibility of diarrhea comingo ut in the midst of an open hole.. Cool story insertbrotherlywordhere
no jokes this was a pretty well done story. That's pretty funny ._.
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Dude, when you get home release 11841084104180 farts and at school you won't feel the need to.
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