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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! Replies
khoa110 said: "you sir are a idiot." edit: spelling mistake .... i hope you guys don't think he's serious... it's 'so super obvious' it's a joke O_o;;... there's no scientific way to calculate virtual weight =_+;; it's just for fun man, relax a little
people stop bumping this idiotic thread....if you think its stupid then dont post Now for all you immature people who are gona say "Oooh you just bumped the thread!" You shouldnt be playing maple. I posted this to warn people...
I Lol'ed at this so friggin hard even thought this guy is a douche Btw Maya isn't Sexually active she just rejected you ......U Gave Her the wrong medicine Boi D:
Like zomg. *legasp*Lawls, you're probably the only one able to relate a colorful, 2D online virtual young kids/teens game to drugs, gangs, and STD's. Nice job. o.o
lol @ everyone who is taking this seriously
he speaks the truth
i think u have smoked a little too much mary jane really tho its a cartoon video game next thing you know you'll b saying pokemon poisons the soul T.T
Wow. I am amazed by your ignorance. I highly doubt a child who plays this game is that strongly influenced by a video game to do one of the worst crimes possible. What kind of child A)Has as little of a life as you do to fish words out of an online game and then divide them and transform their meanings, and then if the letters that are left over can abbreviate something, Like Potion = pot, ion. How did you come up with ion equaling I Own Noobs. I know it is the lettering, but come on. No child would spend a certain amount of time and diagram sentences, transform their meanings, and assume that the monster teddy = teddy roosevelt the president, who was in a war. A child would not figure that out and say "I will start a war because there is a monster in a video game I play that almost has the same name of a dead president who began a war". And B) A child would smoke pot regardless, or start a holocaust regardless. Was Hitler influenced to start the holocaust because of a game he played as a child? I highly doubt it.And the average character weights about 12 virtual tons? That's 24 virtual pounds. How many people are a)24,000 pounds riding an animal, or b)a 24,000 pound person riding a PIG. Children are probably not so influenced to say "I saw a pixel weighing around 24,000 pounds riding another clump of pixels.
LMAO! That was a very very funny thread.I
I did not lol-ed but it sure made me smile. And to all cynical posters, he was just kiddin'! Take a chill pill guys
Hi again Eric, unbanned at last :DWhy does everyone hate him and say things like "you have way too much on your time" or "Then Quit MS". FYI, he told me it took him 10mins and he quit ms a long time ago.
Haha, you Sir are a really great Comedian! XD Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 ... [23]
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