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+Friend | Apr 15 2008
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Horsies
5 Khaini Beginner
 
Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.

First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:

Potion = Pot + Ion

Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!

Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs

This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.

Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.

One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!

MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!

An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.

See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!
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+Friend | 04/19/08
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SarahsLove
50 Bellocan Hunter
 
Lmfao xD!

+Friend | 04/19/08
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AznTristy
100 Scania Ranger
 
LMFAO XDXD this is so funny x]! nice work!

+Friend | 04/19/08
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iriback
50 Broa Bandit
 
you sir are a idiot.

+Friend | 04/19/08
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SasxNar
55 Khaini Assassin
 
God you are an idiot o_O I think the 'youth of today' will be smart enough not to do any of those 'bad things' i guess putting it bluntly. Do you actually think kids are stupid enough to even try this stuff? You're just twisting all these things so it'll fit your crazed delusions, so do everyone a favor and quit maplestory if you hate it so much and worry about your own life

+Friend | 04/19/08
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RissyAngel said: "I think this guy is dumber than both the "I love GodofAllLies" guy, and the "Revolt from your evil ways and join our cult of holiness" guy."


QFT -.-

+Friend | 04/19/08
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Az100
63 Broa Assassin
 
this guy sucks

+Friend | edited: Apr 19 2008
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AznTristy
100 Scania Ranger
 
khoa110 said: "you sir are a idiot."

edit: spelling mistake
.... i hope you guys don't think he's serious...

it's 'so super obvious' it's a joke O_o;;... there's no scientific way to calculate virtual weight =_+;; it's just for fun man, relax a little

+Friend | 04/19/08
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NasalGoo
56 Bellocan F/P Wizard
 
what about all the shroom monsters?

+Friend | 04/19/08
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CorruptAce
51 Scania Fighter
 
people stop bumping this idiotic thread....

if you think its stupid then dont post

Now for all you immature people who are gona say "Oooh you just bumped the thread!" You shouldnt be playing maple. I posted this to warn people...

+Friend | 04/19/08
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iFruitArrow
24 Bera Archer

 
I Lol'ed at this so friggin hard even thought this guy is a douche
Btw Maya isn't Sexually active she just rejected you ......U Gave Her the wrong medicine Boi D:

+Friend | 04/19/08
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Felilia
52 Bera Fighter
 
Like zomg. *legasp*

Lawls, you're probably the only one able to relate a colorful, 2D online virtual young kids/teens game to drugs, gangs, and STD's. Nice job.

o.o

+Friend | 04/19/08
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NasalGoo
56 Bellocan F/P Wizard
 
lol @ everyone who is taking this seriously

+Friend | 04/19/08
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MOCODURITO
27 Windia Rogue
 
yes ive been pondering this for years

+Friend | 04/19/08
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XSWIFTKILLX
138 Scania F/P Arch Mage
 
he speaks the truth

+Friend | 04/19/08
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TheWizard852
58 Broa Cleric
 
Have a issue, grab a tissue.
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