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First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! Replies
evildragon said: "It's just a joke. Personally, I thought everything was funny except the Holocaust part. :/"
I lol'dGood job sir.
A few things in this mini-rant could be taken ALMOST seriously... but good Lord... if this dweeb means it... then he's been over Christianified. You know, Christianified people. Those people who are so ridiculously, overly religious that they don't just notice sinful things happening, but they try to MAKE UP new sinful things in their heads, just to criticize other people or objects or events or whatever. And some of the connections are so loose and ridiculous that you just want to smack them from being nut jobs. You know, the people who knock on your door, ask you if you want to find God, and then, even if you tell them truthfully that you already HAVE found Jesus Christ as your personal savior and you go to this nice little church on the corner, they try even harder to convert you into their sect of Christianity because theirs is right and yours is wrong? Anyways... yeah, overchristianified. Or bored out of his gourd and decided to write something stupid. Like me. = P
ROFL dude this is the funniest yet stupidest post i have ever read... =] but seriously are u really that dumb? the facts u have like potion,and the Maya thing... and herb town what? lol -_-
ishboo said: "Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation. First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!" I LOL'D SO HARD AT THE ITS MEAN TO SIT ON ANIMALS IF U WEIGH 12 VIRTUAL TONS! LOLOL... But..this coming from a level 5... Btw, they are koreans.They don't know what mair-joo-wanna is.No offence Bad but funny post
the guy who post this is a nub. uhh hello has hell in it so shuld we not use that? potion has nothing to do with pot u idiot so if i went to a store and put a plant in a pot i would be promoting drubs? u are truely an idiot
RissyAngel said: "I think this guy is dumber than both the "I love GodofAllLies" guy, and the "Revolt from your evil ways and join our cult of holiness" guy." sigh ur dumb for replying like that, its obviously sarcasm, and the way he writes is nothing near "dumb" its actually very well written.
Yup, im evil.I just might go put a saddle on my dog and ride it with my 12 virtual tons
I think your on drugs.Or mehbeh you should jump off the nearest bridge? Either one is fine.
what ever u say "noob" |
