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First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! Replies
Well then instead of Noob, lets say Nooss. Nothing Over Our Snow Shoes.
Maple teaches good business sense.Nuff said XD
You people are taking this too seriously..
lol.. FAIL THREADplease stop making these.
Hah, nice. New Blog: Level 80 wooooo!
It's just a joke. Personally, I thought everything was funny except the Holocaust part. :/
lmao, i love these threads! the ones that have some effort in them are actually funny to me
ummm dude.. its a game.. its just for fun. its not like anyone is gonna go around in real life killing boars saying "GIMME THE DAM SHOE!"
Ermm...I doubt too many people really made those 'connections'. Now that you've typed all that [or did you use the power of copy and paste, I wonder? ;P], you've pretty much just promoted what you're trying to not. That's just what I think, so..But overall, it was a good laugh~ - especially the potion equations XD
An ions is a atom or molecule that has a charge..durr
People... learn to have a sense of HUMOR! he is just very bored and has an overactive imagination, I enjoyed reading that yet I don't agree with a word of it.
Asian123456 said: "Lol! ION= I Own Noobs" He's stupider than the guy I quoted.(GodofLies fan) New Blog: /thread
TS is a NOOSS!(Nothing over our Snow Shoes)
thank you for ur essay.you can use that for the S.A.T's or something. 
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