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+Friend | Apr 15 2008
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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.

First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:

Potion = Pot + Ion

Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!

Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs

This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.

Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.

One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!

MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!

An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.

See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!
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+Friend | 04/21/08
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Kvtli
72 Mardia Hermit
 
"Marijuana = Bad!"

Thanks the only problem i have with your statement... =D

+Friend | 04/21/08
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Sarikazam
71 Scania Hermit
 
I lol'ed while reading this

+Friend | 04/21/08
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alexsq4
55 Bera Cleric
 
Shut the h3ll up and quit posting r3tarted threads about crap we don't even care about and is obviously wrong!

+Friend | 04/21/08
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panjaitan said: "Are you just mad you never hit level 6?"


i LOL'ed that

+Friend | 04/21/08
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iHeartJezus
19 Windia Rogue
 
ProphetsSinx said: "You are so funny because everything you said is practicaly wrong. GG man"


How is it? He supports his idea with immense amount of evidence and logic.
And what supports your idea? Your ignorant opinions. That's what.

+Friend | 04/21/08
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Bioopy
45 Broa Page
 
Yeah. This thread is pointless.

+Friend | 04/21/08
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Slyduke
83 Khaini Ranger
 
omg what is wrong with u y take so much time to rip on maple if its so bad get it removed gawd, dont bore us with ur riduiculous opinions.
Wat botthers me is u took so much time to do all this u really need help cause the fact is,its just a game.No meaning except to have fun.

+Friend | 04/21/08
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JoeSnipe
70 Mardia Sniper
 
This is really funny.

+Friend | edited: Apr 21 2008
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Strainful
62 Scania Assassin
 
Centenial said: "

How is it? He supports his idea with immense amount of evidence and logic.
And what supports your idea? Your ignorant opinions. That's what."

If you read this statement carefully, you will see he assumes way too much.
Like the way he said the logo for MapleStory is a marijuana leaf--Its a darn Maple leaf alright? It was never ment to be seen as pot from dirty minds.
Also, you start off as what we call a apple when you're level 1. (Nexon most likely made this a apple)

+Friend | 04/21/08
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Bunnyk1ns
72 Bera F/P Mage
 
Lmao. I actually found this amusing.
Thanks for the good read.

+Friend | 04/21/08
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ZDevilBandit
109 Scania Chief Bandit
 
nice man xD make more plz

+Friend | 04/21/08
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LtayAssassin
70 Windia Hermit
 
This made me lol
New Blog: School

+Friend | 04/21/08
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kradiwiz
56 KradiaGMS I/L Wizard
 
Sarcasm ftw!

+Friend | 04/21/08
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Jurren
54 Broa Bandit
 
at this point, we see tht he hasn't taken much algebra yet:

potion DOES NOT equal to pot+ion. it is equal to (pot)(ion), which is basically the same as: (o)(pt)(in). dont ask me what it means. i'm not a maplestory hater.
and you can't randomly put an equation into places. first off, we didnt have a formula for what potion is equal to. assuming tht it WAS an equation, potion-ion wouldnt be pot. it would just be potion-ion. we wouldn't be able to simplify the expression any further. Same goes for potion-pot. you won't get ion because you can't simplify it any further.
Noob is NOT an abbrievation from the holocaust. it was made by some geek over the internet who was too lazy to press "ew" and pressed "o" twice. The Maya thing isn't trying to encourage kids to do anything inappropriate. it is merely storyline in which your character must proceed through. we are playing mapleSTORY, so it is a STORY focusing around our CHARACTERS. you don't think that 2 people reading the same book are gonna get the same plot?

+Friend | 04/21/08
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ZDevilBandit
109 Scania Chief Bandit
 
this thread rulez!
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