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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.
First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:
Potion = Pot + Ion
Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!
Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs
This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.
Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.
One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!
MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!
An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.
See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!
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at this point, we see tht he hasn't taken much algebra yet:
potion DOES NOT equal to pot+ion. it is equal to (pot)(ion), which is basically the same as: (o)(pt)(in). dont ask me what it means. i'm not a maplestory hater.
and you can't randomly put an equation into places. first off, we didnt have a formula for what potion is equal to. assuming tht it WAS an equation, potion-ion wouldnt be pot. it would just be potion-ion. we wouldn't be able to simplify the expression any further. Same goes for potion-pot. you won't get ion because you can't simplify it any further.
Noob is NOT an abbrievation from the holocaust. it was made by some geek over the internet who was too lazy to press "ew" and pressed "o" twice. The Maya thing isn't trying to encourage kids to do anything inappropriate. it is merely storyline in which your character must proceed through. we are playing mapleSTORY, so it is a STORY focusing around our CHARACTERS. you don't think that 2 people reading the same book are gonna get the same plot?
ZDevilBandit109 Scania Chief Bandit
this thread rulez!
iHeartJezus19 Windia Rogue
h4riken said: "at this point, we see tht he hasn't taken much algebra yet:
potion DOES NOT equal to pot+ion. it is equal to (pot)(ion), which is basically the same as: (o)(pt)(in). dont ask me what it means. i'm not a maplestory hater.
and you can't randomly put an equation into places. first off, we didnt have a formula for what potion is equal to. assuming tht it WAS an equation, potion-ion wouldnt be pot. it would just be potion-ion. we wouldn't be able to simplify the expression any further. Same goes for potion-pot. you won't get ion because you can't simplify it any further.
Noob is NOT an abbrievation from the holocaust. it was made by some geek over the internet who was too lazy to press "ew" and pressed "o" twice. The Maya thing isn't trying to encourage kids to do anything inappropriate. it is merely storyline in which your character must proceed through. we are playing mapleSTORY, so it is a STORY focusing around our CHARACTERS. you don't think that 2 people reading the same book are gonna get the same plot?"
Stop reposting. You phail.
xHAWTSECKSx52 Bellocan Bandit
panjaitan said: "Are you just mad you never hit level 6?"
QFT Lmfao
ArRGhPiRaTe96 Khaini Chief Bandit
Let this die please...
SteroidAdikt15 Khaini Beginner
how can they find out... >.>.. thank you. you jst pointed out to the kids what the DIDNT know..
Bunnyk1ns72 Bera F/P Mage
why is everyone taking this so seriously.
he's just having some fun.
merely joking.
calm down and take a chill pill.
Tiame84 Bera Chief Bandit
Um for some reason I find it really stupid that people are replying to this seriously. This thread is obviously (maybe >_>) a joke, and I thought it was hilarious ^_^
edit: lol I just realised the person above me said practically the same thing, woops n.n
FatTortlez10 Broa Magician
Most entertaining, I thank you sir.
Better essay structure and more formal language would be good though.
SneakyDave161 Scania Night Lord
i think i love you
DestroXIII71 Scania Dragon Knight
How dumb are you? -as a noob- Your a little SEED plant thingy not a marijuana plant ...
Jewpiter31 Scania Magician
I laugh at the people who call him a noob cuz his Basil ID has the proest level 5 ever.
Truth is, he's probably proer than 99% of the people who called him a noob.
holy crap. i didnt read the whole thing after ion x.x
ISilentSnowI67 Scania I/L Wizard
cry5tal said: "...how on earth do you come up with those? ...and just wondering: how did you manage to calculate that maplestory characters weigh 12 virtual tonnes?"
ii wonder about the "12 virtual tonnes" too.
ii mean how would you calculate that? o.o"
ZDevilBandit109 Scania Chief Bandit
u ppl that took this thread seriously need a sense of humour -.-
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