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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.
First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:
Potion = Pot + Ion
Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!
Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs
This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.
Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.
One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!
MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!
An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.
See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!
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How long did this take u to do this....About an hour maybe?
Jewpiter31 Scania Magician
ydllid said: "How long did this take u to do this....About an hour maybe?"
10 minutes
You made me laugh 
WowImAThief75 Bera Hermit
best thread ever!
Lol, I found this to be clever!
Really puts a different perspective on the game!
Nice reasons and support you put in it!
xBobaxBoixD74 Mardia Sniper
just quit, it'll make your life, as well as our life, way better
silentxseoul75 Windia Hermit
LOL I NEVER NOTICED THAT , Maya stands next to her bed with a skirt , PRICELESS. She probably got raggedy clothes from what ? using her "earned money"
to purchase some "pot" meaning she has no money left over for her own clothes? I wouldve never thought of that, Maybe i would have IF I WAS ONLY LVL 5
Noferetsu66 Windia Bandit
... You didn't find it funny?
silentxseoul75 Windia Hermit
It was HILARIOUS, aAHAHAHAhaahahAHAHahaHAah thats a knee slapper guys am i right? o.o.....
Locker said: "Go worry about Global Warming."
LOL LMFAO
MrQuest121 Khaini Night Lord
halo824 said: "
10 minutes"
LOL i dont think 10 minutes....i think more about 10 seconds xD
HitoriSoul67 Scania Assassin
I just have to bump this thread up because this was such a genius post.
SIyIsDaBest62 Bellocan Hunter
ishboo said: "Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.
First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:
Potion = Pot + Ion
Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!
Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs
This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.
Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.
One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!
MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!
An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.
See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!"
Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.
First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this:
Potion = Pot + Ion
Potion – Ion = Pot
Pot = Marijuana
Marijuana = Bad!
Potion – Pot = Ion
ION = I Own Noobs
This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory.
Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay.
One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD!
MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons!
An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant.
See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!
crackaphob148 Bera Bishop
This is in my favorites, btw.
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