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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! 
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ishboo said: "Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active." JUST LOL. I lubs joo. You are my idol.
thank you for ur essay.you can use that for the S.A.T's or something.
what is WRONG with you? o.O
dude this is the best thread ever
The Maya part is an epic win. Now i know exactly why shes sick. -_-
lsilie said: "Go strip naked and protest in front of the White House. We don't care." Who the hell is WE?
LOL sweet stuff... New Blog: not suspended from basil anymore! yipee?
LOLOL epic win.keep making more xD
Airzone said: " Who the hell is WE?" No u! y u hekk? HEKKER! Leave Isilie alooooone D:
i've always wondered does maplestory stand for something likeMAPLESTORY=?
well this made my day a lot funnier
LOL this made my day xPFunniest thread out of the "Maple Sucks" threads I've read... New Blog: Back on Profil3
I think someone needs to stop doing drugs while playing Maplestory. New Video: Why We Like Noobs?
lsilie said: "Go strip naked and protest in front of the White House. We don't care." hes half way there ._. Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 ... [23]
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