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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! 
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you are funny and creative. Listing: Nice and Friendly!
uch uch get a life uch uch
Guys its a joke ... i dont think he is actually thinking all this crap c'mon "Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons" ...I REALLY THINK ITS A JOKE and i think its funny actually so I SALUTE YOU
Lol peoples, obviously this is a joke thread and he is just being sarcastic in many maple terms. New Pic: Drawing of Me <3 Listing: Trade Stolen Fence 7/14 m.atk
You will never know guys. The Holocaust did start with a little thing which turned to be a huge amount of impact...
I found this funny, to the posters above who are concerned about his mention of the holocaust, I'm Jewish, you are right the holocaust isn't funny. While it is neccesary to remember and revear the past its also important to continue living and joking is a part of that. I wasn't offended by his holocaust remark, his point about being obsessed with being the best in regards to hitler's search for the arian race was amusing and disturbingly similair.
eheh. rofled and spit the water i was drinking over my comp screen in the process
i noticed this actaully took some thought for you to read its funny the same people who want gay marriages thats a real life issue are calling your thread dumb when its about real life issues compaired to maplestory
pot ftw -_-
I think we already knew how evil maple was, but to come bother us with these reasons/lame excuses to call maple evil...
you know if you guys think this guy is lame and doesnt deserve our attention, then why is the thread becoming longer? =x
Why dont you stop playing? So you tell me you look at the bad side of everything there is in life? Sad i must say.... You think you got logic? Well your logic is horrible, stop trying to sound smart. And dont play around with the word holocaust, its not a laughing matter.
Give this man some well desevred respec'. He has made an unauthordox forum that has inspired the minds of millions, including myself. thanks to this well presented reasons of why maple story is the Anti Christ i will Quit and save myself. THank you, you are a true friend to all Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 ... [23]
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