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Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation.First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion = Pot + Ion Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times! Replies
Give this man some well desevred respec'. He has made an unauthordox forum that has inspired the minds of millions, including myself. thanks to this well presented reasons of why maple story is the Anti Christ i will Quit and save myself. THank you, you are a true friend to all
ishboo said: "Out of all the games in existence, MapleStory is the worst. It is bad bad, very bad. VERRRY BAAAD!. It includes many negative aspects towards those who play it. MapleStory leaves a very very very very very bad influence on our generation. First of all, it promotes drugs. They insist consuming red and blue “potions” and other “elixirs” to make you feel better. This phenomenon will lead to children trying out unknown substances just so that they can feel better. I created an equation based on this: Potion – Ion = Pot Pot = Marijuana Marijuana = Bad! Potion – Pot = Ion ION = I Own Noobs This equation leads to my next example. Everyone participating in this game tries to have the godliest equips and tries to achieve higher levels. Thus, this leads to people calling each other “noobs”. Noob is a hurtful word. It originates from the Holocaust when Hitler used to call people of Jewish descent a “noob” which stands for Nothing Over Our Boots. The word noob is very degrading. Our youth will start another Holocaust if they play MapleStory. Another negative aspect of MapleStory is the NPC named Maya. She is a very sick woman. No matter how many characters give her the special medicine, she will never be cured. She represents the millions with STD’s. Maya is always next to her bed and she wears a skirt, representing that she is sexually active. The game even established marriage. People any age can get married in this game. Does Nexon want underage marriage? This sends a bad message to the children signifying that STD’s and sex are okay. One of the maps included in MapleStory is “Herb Town”. Also, there is “New Leaf City”. It is obvious to tell what this means. This game is promoting Marijuana through an enjoyable map. Even the logo of the game represents Marijuana! As one starts off their character, they are in the form of marijuana buds. How is this good for the young ones? It is BAD! MapleStory also encourages animal abuse! Our main objective is to kill all the poor, little animals that we can. That is simply just inhumane. We are sent to slaughter animals just for our personal greed. Also, a new mounting system has been added. This is animal cruelty. Based on my calculations, Maple characters weigh about 12 virtual tons. Everyone knows that it is mean to sit on an animal if you weigh 12 virtual tons! An added feature to the game is the Guild system. Guilds represent gangs. It is so so so so so so super obvious. MapleStory wants their players to participate in gangs. There is always roughhousing to see which guild is the most dominant. See all these bad things in MapleStory? They’re bad! Why should we support such a destructive game like this? I set a curse on MapleStory an infinite amount of times!" dude like the little children know that-_- and its very smart to "promote" drugs on basil little children are here 2
wow i just copyed/pasted it to microsoft word so i could save it.
ok gotta post something cause you tick me off you hypocryte... what are you even playing maplestory? you are supporting it too... you must have no life if all you do is look for sexual, drug related, and negative things about a game... seriously what kid would actually think maya has stds and please if wearing a skirt makes you an easy slut than over half of the world's women are... and if you say that was not what you said you implied it with that "sexually active" comment... and all this stuff about drugs... geez are you on some? the name of the game is maplestory... of course they are gonna have some places with names related to plants... go get your head checked... and stop annoying people with your bull... you're the idiot planting bad thoughts in kids head by pointing out what's not really there
At TS post.QFT. lol
I love all the people on basil that can't understand a joke thread. They're even funnier then the TS...Though POTION=POT I ON, as in the horrible MS-english-style way of saying "I'm on pot." (Though for the record people who say "on pot" are freakin' morons) (BTW, I've heard more Jews make fun of the Holocaust then anyone else...)
I really lol at the people who are taking this seriously and getting all offended. XD This guy's really funny.Nice parody.
That was hilarious.However that Holocaust joke was inappropriate..-_-
Marijuana is bad Mmmmkayyyy
WOW you guys are so stupid if you cant see he is joking >.>noob comes from the holocaust ROFL that was funny
1. Holocaust isnt funny... people arent stupid. Im part of the 'youth' and i have no intention of starting a holocuast. you are horrible to even suggest that.2. Im 16 but ive never thought of potions and elixirs are drugs, and im not an idiot 3. I wear a skirt, im always next to my bed. DOES NOT MEAN I AM SEXUALLY ACTIVE. A skirt is a piece of clothing not a symbol of anything. what if i said because a man wears pants he's a total utter scumbag. quit stereotyping from bad examples (there are plenty of men who are not scumbags) 4.The logo of maple story is a MAPLE leaf anyone who doesnt realise that needs a reality check 5. Guilds are a chance for people to malke friends, i have met plenty of nice people through guilds. and i have never seen any 'roughhousing'... guilds arent in real life we dont go bashing other maplers up... 6.You dear sir have emursed yourself in this, i will admit, kids game, and you're the one whos mind has been badly influenced. You have taken things too literally. you are an imbecile... get a life /end rant to the idiot who takes things too seriously Edit: even if he is joking, it isnt funny, he has obviously thought this through enought to believe it to an extent...
lol the best and funniest post ever. go make more hahahahahahahaha, cant stop laughing lol
EdNMen said: " /end rant BY the idiot who takes things too seriously " Lulz Page: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 ... [23]
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