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So I saw the Yo Mama jokes thread and i thought, "Why not make a Chuck Norris jokes thread?". So here it is.
REMEMBER ONLY MAPLE-RELATED CHUCK NORRIS JOKES WILL BE ACCEPTED! 1st place: 500k 2nd place: 250k 3rd place: 100k 4th place: 50k 5th place: 10 mesos I know I'm cheap. Sorry lol. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ This one would have won hands down if it was related to Maplestory: 0th place: iElmo - Chuck Norris is over 9 million. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ ATTENTION: WINNERS ARE ANNOUNCED. THEY ARE: 1st place: Dreamare103 - Half of the green mushie population turned to horny mushies when they saw Chuck Norris. 2nd place: kingtomy - Chuck Norris doesn't have godly items, God has Chuck Norrisly items. 3rd place: HolyMaige - Chuck Norris's tears can cure retard-itis in Maple, too bad Chuck Norris never cries. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Please continue to post jokes though people! Replies
chuck norris was was once bit by an extremely venomous jr necki after 5 days of excruciating pain the jr necki died
The reason monsters dont level is because they cannot kill Chuck Norris.
If you have 5 mil and Chuck Norris has 5 mill, oh wait he Way richer then you!
When Chuck Norris walks into Leafre Horntail is the Guardian of Leafre but sadly fails. If you look up Chuck Norris' class it says God. They reason Patches last so long its because chuck beats up the gms. The reason that gms hide all day is because theyre afraid of chuck norris. Are these some good ones? chuck norris doesnt have godly items, god has chuck norissly items
Chuck Norris doesn't drown in aqua road, aqua road gets Chucked.
Chuck Norris is soo CHuck norris, he doesnt have to recharge
the 1st and 3rd place jokes suk o.o
If this thread said to post any vulgar pictures, would you do it?
Because it pertains to the topic? Chuck Norris recharges stars so they can take a break from him throwing them.
the irony of it all is that there is actually a noob warrior in Scania named "ChuckNorris".
link (search for ChuckNorris) Yo. I didn't say the mushmom joke o.o
I said the monsters not spawning near chuck cause they are too scared o.o I'm the one with the Mushmom thing...I'm in first place :D
EDIT: Ohh...never mind oops sorry. youre not in 1st anymore sorry =O
the one about ap is also mine
Gm's can't ban chuck noris,but Chuck Noris can ban Gm's
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