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is this site still alive

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It's dead.

Chat Revival

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I'm still alive.

chat is dead

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I'm still here.

My dad really creeps me out

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My father and mother are 10 years apart which isn't that strange because they're old now. But apparently my mother is the little sister of my dad's best friend and they first met when my dad was 20 an

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Maybe if you have those hot guys inject their hotness into you some of their hotness will make you hotter.

Is school prison to you?

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Life is my prison and death will be the only release.

daddy has advice for fraddd

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So many shots fired in one post.

Join the Basil Skype Group

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I'll join ur group but what's in it for me?

Why are men such pigs?

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I in the locker room at the gym and some random fat guy just comes up to me while I'm changing, puts his hand on my shoulder and says "I'm addicted to two things son, the gym and pu**y." The

I cannot into female

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I am very sad because all my friends who have into female tease me about never into female. I need tips on how into female so my friends no longer tease me.

Democracy is overrated

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First of all the people are too stupid to know what's good them. A modern example is Donald Trump. There are so many people voting for him but all he has are empty promises. Even if he did half the t

ill tell you guys an easy way to find a summer job

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Or you could just canvass the streets at night for horny guys and offer services at a good price.

Poor and uneducated people are the scum of the earth

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I was too lazy to go to medical school so I just became a paramedic instead, and so far I hate this job so much. I always get called into poor neighborhoods where it's some drug addict or other form

What do you Normally do before the First Day of School

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Secretly approach my professors and offer them sexual favors for good grades.

I am deeply depressed

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I'm very depressed because I just finished the Witcher 3 and got too emotionally attached to the characters in the game. I finished the game with Yennefer as mai maifu and Ciri becoming a witcheress.

do you believe youre a king or prince?

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I've transcended royalty and have become a God.

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I survived the basilmarket apocalypse as well.

I think Im a homosensual

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Women just aren't doing it for me anymore, I used to like them a lot but all of a sudden I lost all physical attraction to them although I am still capable of connecting to them on a deep emotional l

How do I get chunky meaty pecs?

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I wanna get really big pecs, like really big pecs. Kinda like boobs but not actually boobs. Basically I want huge man boobs but instead they're made of muscle and not fat, I like to think of people g

Dating is more expensive for women than men

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I hear guys complaining all the time about how expensive it is for them to date women. Most of them say that most women expect to have dinner or drinks to pay for which I agree with. Most of the time

Why women complaining that Stem is male dominated is silly

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How's med school?

Dont kill me

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This is why Japan's birthrate is so low. The women act so infantile the men can't tell the difference between a grown woman and a little girl now and they don't want to get arrested for accidentall

Why do I cry everytime me and my girlfriend get it on?

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I have a problem. Every time me and my girlfriend get intimate I break out into tears about 5 minutes in. I don't know if they're tears of joy, sadness, or some other underlying emotions I'm not aw

A guide on how to get girls

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[quote=UAPaladin]What type of makeup do you recommend?[/quote] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxrsZAz7Siw

A guide on how to get girls

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Hi basil it's me Hobodeity. I'm writing this because I noticed there was an increase in people wanting to get girls lately and I thought I could help them. Now I know I'm not the best at getting girls

Do I have what it takes to be s singer?

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I've always wanted to be a popstar since I was little but everyone told me it would never happen. Well I'm going to prove them wrong and it starts here, basil is my singing any good? Listen to my la

I need a reason to be a woman

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I've played the role of being a temptress for far too long, I just need a man to love my glorybox hard and give me a purpose in life.

My Japanese teacher found my fanfiction about her

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So as a final assignment for my Japanese class this semester we had to write a story completely in Japanese. I wrote the story and brought it into class. But what I didn't realize is that I had accid

This old man tried to hit on my girlfriend

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So me and my girlfriend were in a lesbian bar (we're lesbians). So this old man walks in and nobody pays attention. This guy was like a billion years old, it was actually kind impressive he was still

My blood type is no negative

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Increase the peace

How to assess how to kill someone?

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Don't worry I'm not planning on killing anyone... I want it for character development for my English class so here's what I'm looking for" How to 'size up' (taking in the targets height, w

Why woman are special

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Gender specific language and ideology is not male versus female. man- encompasses humanity... all persons are man. Only the female gender is WO-man Wo-man is a special case positive of man identifying

My nyanaconda dont want none

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcuzOx2GGc

I wash in my exs old bathwater

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The night after we broke up I realized my ex forgot to drain the bathtub. We've cut off all connections, taken all of the pictures down from facebook and her bathwater is the only thing I have left o

whats a respectable job/degree/major and income?

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Any job that makes less than 200k a year is poor.

I need help with my Literature homework

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I'm taking lit 100 in college and the teacher gave us this quote to interpret. "You can only find the ultimate light in the ultimate darkness" I don't know how to interpret this and

My Pokemon fan fiction

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Since remakes of ruby and sapphire are coming out I thought I would write a little fan fiction. This one is about Wallace the champion in emerald and Steven the champion in ruby and sapphire. Pls rate

My friend is really angry at me

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My friend got a new girlfriend (about time) he hasn't had a girlfriend since high school and I knew this meant a lot to him. I saw a picture of her before I met her and she had a really big forehead,

Half life 3 definitely confirmed

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As many on this board probably know Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire remakes have been announced. There is a deeper message behind this release and that message is that Half life 3 is confirmed because the P

How to end world hunger

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It has come to my attention that more people are obese than people that are suffering from hunger worldwide. Since obese people eat so much we will only need a portion of them for this project. Basica

Im having guy problems

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The problem is that I'm straight and he's much larger and more muscular than me. I'm not small or out of shape but I'm a swimmer so naturally I have a swimmer's build but this guy could manhandle me i

How do babies know how to eat?

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This seriously confuses me.

lel feels like im the only person on basil posting stuff

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This is a great topic.

Diy Make your own ps move controller

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People should comment more on this topic because it is a good topic

Diy Make your own ps move controller

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http://m.imgur.com/0N5reum In 1 easy step.

I just had an epiphany about women

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I realized something very strange about most women I know and most women I meet. It's that most women aren't funny. It's not that they don't have a sense of humor it's just that they don't make funny

Perez Hilton

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He's just a pig inside a human body.

Sexy Japanese nurse sings really well

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECxBHhMc7oI She slays all your faves.

Shakira ft Rihanna

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People are still using smexy?

I think they might remake Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire

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Gamefreak has confirmed remakes of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire but they have confirmed it in a very sneaky way. Remember the Pokemon anime when Ash was in Hoenn? Do you also remember Max and May, two ch