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SilenceDXZ said: "Oh I get it now! The guy has diarrhea (meaning rapid liquid poo comes out of the dudes butt) The doctor recommends to stop it by blocking the buttcrack with a cork. The next day, the cork causes constipation problems and causes the patient to have constipation (When the poo hardens and cannot successfully drop out.) so.... The doctor recommends to take it out  .lol!~" Actually I think that the doctor meant "put a cork in it" as in be quiet because of the asterisk " * "...But the dude thought the doctor meant literally so he put a cork in his rear end. The next day he got constipated and the doctor realized his mistake. New Blog: Watch this
Maj0ra said: "basil just got reduced to poop jokes" Reduced? Or enlightened? ^_~ gigglemao :O New Blog: Moving to Khaini~
SilenceDXZ said: "Oh I get it now! The guy has diarrhea (meaning rapid liquid poo comes out of the dudes butt) The doctor recommends to stop it by blocking the buttcrack with a cork. The next day, the cork causes constipation problems and causes the patient to have constipation (When the poo hardens and cannot successfully drop out.) so.... The doctor recommends to take it out .lol!~" Aren't you a smart one.
roflmao this is hilarious! i'm glad my doctor isn't like this >.>
This hunter has cyanosis ...
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Oh I get it now!The guy has diarrhea (meaning rapid liquid poo comes out of the dudes butt) The doctor recommends to stop it by blocking the buttcrack with a cork. The next day, the cork causes constipation problems and causes the patient to have constipation (When the poo hardens and cannot successfully drop out.) so.... The doctor recommends to take it out .lol!~
Hopehuang said: " ur large intestines dont filter out that much water. its actually ur rectum that absorbs the most water in ur intestinal system. most of ur deficate actualyl just builds up becuase you have to go poopoo. thats why when you gotta go, you gotta go.... its putting alot of pressure on ur anus." I laughed at this which made me feel rather...disgusted at myself. O.O
Hopehuang said: " ur large intestines dont filter out that much water. its actually ur rectum that absorbs the most water in ur intestinal system. most of ur deficate actualyl just builds up becuase you have to go poopoo. thats why when you gotta go, you gotta go.... its putting alot of pressure on ur anus." Actually i thing it is your colon(large intestine) that absorbs the water back in. The rectum just stores the faeces for a while.
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