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Democracy is overrated First of all the people are too stupid to know what's good them. A modern example is Donald Trump. There are so many people voting for him but all he has are empty promises. Even if he did half the things he said he would it would destroy this country. Yet the people still vote because they're dumb enough to believe him. I honestly think we should go back to monarchy because at least then there's always one person to blame and we can always dispose of them with a revolution.

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Poor and uneducated people are the scum of the earth I was too lazy to go to medical school so I just became a paramedic instead, and so far I hate this job so much. I always get called into poor neighborhoods where it's some drug addict or other form of degenerate that brought their injury upon themselves. I ran over someone with my ambulance once because they held a gun at me for not getting there fast enough. I regret nothing and he deserved it, the judge agreed with me and he's still alive so it really doesn't matter. I just can't stand 99% of the people I get called to, some of them deserve their sicknesses and injuries.

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Dating is more expensive for women than men I hear guys complaining all the time about how expensive it is for them to date women. Most of them say that most women expect to have dinner or drinks to pay for which I agree with. Most of the time they end up spending 25-50 which isn't that bad considering men make more money than women. But men never consider the hidden costs that we as women make for dates. We have to get our hair done at salons, we have to buy makeup, new dresses and shoes to look good for dates. When you add that all up dating for women is more expensive because it's a constant upkeep for us.

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A guide on how to get girls Hi basil it's me Hobodeity. I'm writing this because I noticed there was an increase in people wanting to get girls lately and I thought I could help them. Now I know I'm not the best at getting girls but I think my track record speaks for itself when I say I've managed to talk to 3 girls without them running away and I drunkenly made out with one at a dance party once so I think I can say I am somewhat of an expert. Before I start I just want to say this to poeple who want to get a girl, it all depends on how badly you want one. If u want it so bad u can't sleep and u can't die until you get the P in the V u gonna acheive it. If you want a grl to brag 2 ur friends and stuff then your probably gonna get 1 or 2 or

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My Japanese teacher found my fanfiction about her So as a final assignment for my Japanese class this semester we had to write a story completely in Japanese. I wrote the story and brought it into class. But what I didn't realize is that I had accidentally brought my fanfiction about my Japanese teacher too and handed it instead. I wrote it completely in Japanese to practice. I couldn't ask for my paper back and the teacher went through the stories one by one and read them to the class. When she got to my story I got scared and tried to sneak out of class but she caught me and read on. She read this far into the story: "One day Yamamoto sensei was wearing the cutest nekomimi cat ears and the most adorable cat tail. She was minding her

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This old man tried to hit on my girlfriend So me and my girlfriend were in a lesbian bar (we're lesbians). So this old man walks in and nobody pays attention. This guy was like a billion years old, it was actually kind impressive he was still trying to get some. He comes up to my girlfriend and tells her "I'm a carnivore and I want your meat". Me and my girlfriend were disgusted, I told him "Don't you have a CAT scan to go to?" He got really angry and started attacking. Doing that must have been hard in his advanced state of age because he stopped breathing and called for help. We called the ambulance and he got rolled out of the bar with a sexy tank of oxygen. Overall it was a good night.

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