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Midget #Fun Talk

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hayginners the legend of the great hayato beginner has been known to only exist in fairy tales. stories have been told and songs have been sung about a mysterious hayato who emerged from the great mist of mystery and performed rai sanrenzan with a leather purse to seal away the unnamed one-dimensional antagonist, a heartless tyrant who ruled over maple world by fear. however, after defeating the fearsome unnamed one-dimensional antagonist and freeing maple world from his evil grasp, he disappeared into the great mist of mystery, the same mist which he emerged from. although gone from maple world, his will exists in our hearts to this day, inspiring many young warriors to fight to defend the world they live in. the seal on the unnamed one-di

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petition for mrbasil to develop a magical potion that turns people into dinosaurs. i am aware that we may be perfectly fine as human beings, but there are no drawbacks to being a dinosaur. being too awesome does not count as a drawback. it is about time us humans are able to be something other than useless. our instincts and defense mechanisms suck all kinds of butt, our ears do nothing but let us hear ourselves scream in agony when we are about to die, we don't have claws on our hands, we can't even lift a mountain, and we can't effectively walk on fours even if we wanted to. all we have are our big brains that make childbirth a female dog. it's not like we even use them anyway, so why bother having them?

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newbato and eizuo a maplestory fanfic once upon a time, the legendary hayginner newbato went to mp3. he saw a very attractive hayato named eizuo. since eizuo was a hayato, selkie jr. and slimy became endangered species after a few minutes of grinding. "20b you can't sanrenzan with a dagger." said newbato. "QUESTION MARK?" exclaimed eizuo. newbato was baffled by the fact that eizuo said "question mark." he never heard anyone say "question mark" before. newbato then brandished his vip dagger (str) and epicly performed sanrenzan on a couple of selkie jr. and slimy. as he wiped out the remaining selkie jr. and slimy alive, he smirked with pride because he is so amazing. "cool." said eizuo. [head