MizuiChan

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MizuiChan #Fun Talk

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How to ladies During the brief amount of time I've spent on Basil, I've noticed a trend. Very few men on Basil know how to seal the deal with the ladies! >Gasp!< Yes, shocking I know... And that's why I'm going to give you guys a few pointers if you're willing to overlook my appalling lack of Y-chromosomes. First thing you want to do is buy a nautical telescope. I must stress that this is essential. How you gonna be peepin' on the babes if you can't even see them long range? By walking up to them? Pssh... That's like walking up to a shark while it licks its lips. It just doesn't work! Secondly, you're going to want to grow out your chin and cheekbones. Nothing says "Yo Ho" Like well-defined mandibles. Heck, it even has the w