your most awkward erection/period ever ? mine happend when i wus playin basketball wit da boyz...we were 12 yrs old n i was gettn the rebound, used dat boxin out and dat vertical and flew up for the ball. next thing i kno, my slippery shorts "slipped off" n naturally i wus goin commando, cuz that's whut my uncle fred used to tell me to do when he'd kum over to visit, we used to play a game called peel the banana, not important tho..anyway, my bes friend at the time, lil timmy, he went rebounding too but he jumped so hi he caught da ball n came down, n landed rite on mi pogo stik..i cud feel all of him at once, it wus so beuatful i started to cri n big smile across mi face...timmy wus cryn also but he wus smilin 2...wus sew qt us 2
Guess how many facebook friends the poster have has typo: poster above has** feel like this site needs some random thing that's not overly-cliched or a rage thread soo mr.basil: 666 friends no doubt i still luv my mrcurry tho edit; below you're like 750 off lol xx
Whats your favorite season? was interested in what the general consensus regarding this was so vote below & comment why
If the world ended tomorrow what would you do on your last day, knowing it would end tomorrow? inb4 playing maplestory for 24 hrs
Youre at camp ..and you wake up with a used condom in your butt do you tell anyone?
rap about your pet peeeves mmmmm
come to me with your problems as some of you may or may not know i joke around a lot of this site, but when i see serious topics i always give my serious answer and opinion, i never thought of myself as someone who was always right or who always knew what to say, but the fact is i do very much like to offer my advice to people...as a result, i wish to study psychiatry and i always try and give a thoughtful and helpful answer to those looking for answers... there used to be a thread like this but it died a long time ago i believe, but whatever you guys ask i'll try to give my best answer..whether or not you guys think it's good advice you can decide yourself but I have been told i'm a good empathizer TLDR: let me try to help you with your pe
clearing up this question once and for all suspendable
clearing up this question once and for all suspendable
urgent Help me pleasee hey basil, emergency here...i'm turning 13 years old today and my family had this surprise birthday party planned for me, and this really cute boy i liked is here too...the problem is i think he likes girls and i can't be acting all weird around him, when i saw him i got nervous and had to pee, but i snuck in my laptop in the bathroom, and now im sitting in the bathtub. how do i talk to him? im so nervous and i don't know if he likes me...also i should mention i was feeling queasy so i took some of my dad's blue pills he keeps in his medicine cabinet...i feel better now but i'm getting this tingling sensation in my pants...should i be worried? got any advice to talk to him? please basil i need help
pose a question to the basiler below you bored of all these troll threads so made this thread, ask a question for the basiler below you to answer based on their own opinion (e.g. "what are your thoughts on abortion", or maybe some personal dilemma you want help with) my question is: do you believe that each person has a soulmate (i.e. someone who's 'perfect' for them out there in the world)? elaborate pls another one is (any poster feel free to give their opinion): why do you think the divorce rate in america is so high nowadays, as opposed to back in time? (the divorce rate in america is 50% - that means that half of all marriages in america end in divorce at one point or another)
guess what type of person the basiler above you is attracted to (i.e. their 'type', outward & inward traits) EDIT: As in the specific traits of the person..LOL e.g. 'tall' , 'funny' , 'athletic' etc
best prank youve ever pulled title. prank/practical joke. ot; i pull pranks all the time: whenever i'm with a woman and her hand crosses over my lap, the look of surprise, shock and utter bafflement on her face when instead of feeling my hot twinkie stiffen in anticipation, they feel my luscious meat curtains taking in her slimy fingers - it is simply the best.
rite a haiku about da basiler abuv u for those of you who don't know a haiku is a 5 syllable/7 syllable/5 syllable 3 line poem hi mister basil your head is oh so shiny slap my face with it
what do you like in the opposite sex ...slash da same sex (i.e. a romantic partner) looking for people's opinions on this, things like what clothing guys like on women, i.e. jeans n shirt vs dresses and miniskirts, heels vs flats, caked with loads of makeup vs au naturel, etc. and what girls like on men, i.e. button-up collared shirt vs t shirt and jeans, but it doesn't have to be specific. it can be things like what colour lipstick guys like on girls, or if girls like deodorant over cologne, etc. if you want to talk about what physical features in the other sex you look for or personality traits you find attractive in the other sex be my guest too. personally i like tomboyish girls, in other words girls that don't feel the need to abide by
greatest thing to happen to you since basilers are always harping about how bad their lives are and the bad things that always happen to them, i figured why not take a minute and appreciate the things that we're lucky to have happen in our lives today.. that being said, what's the greatest thing to happen to you? (this is purely based on your own opinion, be it the circumstances you were born in, an opportunity that came up, finding 'the one' / have a life-changing relationship, a lucky event, etc.)