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What the... The comments escalated quickly... I mean, can't really help you with it, since it's him not you... Try directly confronting him about it, but not in like a jerk move way, but emphasize that you only want to be friends. If he's insistant on being with you, it's either there's something suspicious, so block him, or that he really likes you. But since you said he's refusing to understand that you're a guy, I guess the easiest solution would be to block him if you're ok with that? Love triangles are complicated... Sorry...

@xdarkshynobi: found the guy who likes OP

Eat his butthole.

@sirkibble: I like you. be my gay fgt pls

send him my way where his love will be appreciated

marry me instead

Show him your goods.

@ashleyattacked I would disintegrate/burn the body first if possible to do that discreetly. Perhaps carry the body to a very remote location you've never been to, preferably a body of water, and then cut the body up into pieces less than 6 square inches. Toss several pieces in the lake, drive a few miles away taking random turns, bury a few pieces, etc., until all the pieces are gone, then clean the knife, hold it to a flame, and toss it somewhere.

Wink at him, use '<3' and get him to buy you gear and NX.

or

If you're referring to rl...kill him. Bury his body somewhere you've never been in your life, somewhere no one has ever known you to visit and do it at night wearing female shoes. To transport the body come up with something characteristic of you and your sort of fun. Make arrangements there and arrange to borrow a friends car. Arrange further to go there with a second friend, preferably of the opposite sex, inform the friend you're borrowing the car from and leave it at that. The night before the trip opt of your trip with the second friend. Tell her you're sick. Take the car and drive the opposite direction to the planned dumping site. When you come back return the car to your friend and do not tell him you didn't attend whatever with your female friend. Just let him assume you did. This will be your alibi and if you ever need to provide the females name refuse...say that she is married and you can't risk her relationship. Insist that one alibi is good enough.