@thiefy996: White knighting is just going out of your way to help a female, in hopes that one day she'll actually realize you're right and some lucky nice guy will get her and not the evil jerk.
As far as you two exchanging numbers, I didn't mean you two had to meet up, just as long as her jerky bf learns that she's talking to a guy who is treating her better than he is. Give him a reason to change.
@thiefy996: because ive lost all rational thinking at this point, i mean i have been looking but i keep getting interested in trash @upcomingnerd: as long as he isnt tipping a fedora or saying "mm'lady" its all g in my books, ill definitely slam dunk the trash into where he belongs
@thiefy996: when i say "housewife" i lowkey mean "im too lazy to get a job and i want a man to do it for me" the dudes problem is the fact that he prefers butts and i have absolutely no butt
@greatbolshy: dude... You dare insult a legendary pianist? And in an immature way?? Wdff using the word gay as an insult is what 12 yr ole do, not cool man
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im addicted to food and water
@dorks: lol He threw some waist in huh?
@windowlegs: I had it with myself and it felt so good and wrong like that apple Eva ate.
i used to completely hate it until this guy my lord
literally only did it 3 times between 2 partners and he smashed that record in a weekend
"Sex is Death, Death is Sex" - Dr. K
WHAT?!
"Clumsy is sexy" - Konata Izumi
Kona-chan, what're you saying?!
"Bacon is like the goddess of sexiness!" - Lan Hikari
-Keels over- I don't even-
-Your PSVita is currently sexually frustrated from playing Moe Chronicle-
.... I didn't think that was possible.
@thiefy996: as long as you dont forget the neckbeard and a fedora you are good
@upcomingnerd @thiefy996 i mean the dude isnt my boyfriend (m'friendzone) but i wish he was lmao
lowkey im from asstralia
can you be addicted to it if you dont get any!?
@thiefy996: White knighting is just going out of your way to help a female, in hopes that one day she'll actually realize you're right and some lucky nice guy will get her and not the evil jerk.
As far as you two exchanging numbers, I didn't mean you two had to meet up, just as long as her jerky bf learns that she's talking to a guy who is treating her better than he is. Give him a reason to change.
@upcomingnerd: would but im just a small child
@savaah: You two should exchange numbers, if there's one way to make a trashy bf turn golden it's by the right type of jealousy.
@thiefy996: because ive lost all rational thinking at this point, i mean i have been looking but i keep getting interested in trash
@upcomingnerd: as long as he isnt tipping a fedora or saying "mm'lady" its all g in my books, ill definitely slam dunk the trash into where he belongs
@savaah: lol Aww thiefy is white knighting you, so adorable. But yeah, slam dunk it with your booty too.
@upcomingnerd: should i like slam dunk him into the treeeeeeesh
@savaah: Squats and DL, get a nice backside and then dump him.
@thiefy996: its like both r i p
(i dont even know why i like him)
Who isnt? but how serious is this? Like u do it with every man u find at anytime u get horny?
@thiefy996: its the latter tbh he mocks me for having a tiny butt :^(
which is upsetting bc i would definitely commit murder for him
@thiefy996: when i say "housewife" i lowkey mean "im too lazy to get a job and i want a man to do it for me"
the dudes problem is the fact that he prefers butts and i have absolutely no butt
@thiefy996: but what about my dream of becoming a housewife :^(
I think most people need sex in their lives, the contact and stress relief is mandatory (imo anyway).
@thiefy996: maaaan i need a stronk man to match w/ my weak gril status
that and the fact that i dont wanna die alone
i meaaan not rly a big deal cuz we r programmed to
im addicted to crying about how the guy i like will never love me and that i should just give up
oh and candy
@redeyed: ... Srsly dude? I never said he couldn't, all I said was that he's childish for using it that way. That's it.
I'm addicted to thinking about having sex.
@chopin: he can use the word gay as whatever context he wants it to be in
@tiesandbowties: Uh... Idk man I was trying to make an exampl but it failed
@sirkibble: Wat?
@greatbolshy: dude... You dare insult a legendary pianist? And in an immature way?? Wdff using the word gay as an insult is what 12 yr ole do, not cool man
@tiesandbowties: he's trying to pretend he's not gay
@chopin: what does that even mean lmao
@tiesandbowties: yes, for exampl I'm addicted of thinking about sleeping with your mom but it never happened yet
can you really be addicted to something you've never done?