Happy Holidays to Jesus and Basilmarket
From your friendly forum atheist and the ONLY lesbian. The real one. The other girls just have blue hair and daddy issues.
For Jesus: Sup. I like the Israeli's more than I like you - ditcher.
AFK reading Leviticus with oomph and bravado. Leviticus 13:47-59
Ps. I know you were joking.
Merry Christmas to all Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and followers of 'The Way'...or the Tao for dorks. Also members of the Nation of Islam. Please do not kill me because I am the devil.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam
If you're Christian - Happy Holidays, a Happy New Years, and Happy Boxing Day.
I made everyone a picture to look up and study because it's cool and I'm nice.
http://i.imgur.com/kzzsfr0.jpg
PSS. I'm just having fun.
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it's not a good movie unless it has a 10 minute sex scene
@wellness: Alrighty then. Next time I'll try to see all the references, but I doubt I will be able to.
@bleute: ballet school. I don't go to regular uni.
@ashleyattacked: Thankfully my workplace allows any hair color. I've had my hair blue since June and I don't think I'm ever gonna change it at this point. Never knew that colleges could restrict peoples' hair color like that, but I guess you live somewhere far away.
@bleute: Blue hair is cute on girls. o.o
But I prefer pink and green...but my school would never allow it.
I think I'm the only one with blue hair here. I feel like that was directed toward me. =/
@pinoymystic: It was 1975 I was thinking of.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watch_Tower_Society_unfulfilled_predictions#1975:_The_worldwide_jubilee
Yeah I'm a religion/mythology dork.
@ashleyattacked: I'm not sure, but they always refer to this stupid year, 1914. They said that was the end of the world apparently.
And thanks. It is bland and uneventful, but I'm okay with it.
@pinoymystic: Oh, you reminded me.
For Jehovah's Witnesses -- Weren't you sposed to be gone in like 1974. Either way - uh...I hope everything is bland and uneventful as you live out your penance on this material world.
I live with my aunt and uncle and they're jehovah's witnesses so they don't celebrate it.
I on the other hand do not succumb to capitalist ordeals.
But I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday, nonetheless.
@wellness - just having fun, being silly and sharing some random history of christianity. That's my role here...I share historical crap. The Sator Square in particular this time.
Pater Noster means Our Father.
@wellness ... nah, can't really dye my hair for school reasons...but yes, it would be pink if I did. That or green.
@andreawhatever: I have been my entire life. I tried to like guys for my mom...but it doesn't work. I have a steady gf. Lea.
http://www.basilmarket.com/When-did-you-realize-you-were-gay-straight-Thread-b5JmR
Nice satire. I'm not sure what I should take away from it, though. Are you making fun of the beliefs of others because of the purported origins of Christmas? And what shade of dye do you use? Is it pink? You seem to lean towards pink.
Youre not lesbian, youre just looking for attention