General

"I'll do it tomorrow"

"a broke hoe can only point me to a rich hoe"

There is always someone fatter than you, for example, yo fat momma.

@ashleyattacked You're either perfect, or you're not me.

Take the red pill.

I got this.

Nothing, what's a motto with you?

Temporary pain for permanent gain.

fool me once shame on... shame on you. a fooled man cant get fooled again

@redeyed: I have many.

@ashleyattacked: i see several mottos

@fradddd: I am interested in your motto. I agree.

Just you tho. Everyone else can stay quiet.

there is no such thing as an inappropriate joke, that's why it's a joke

@redeyed: I have several mottos.

http://i.imgur.com/r3R7tfD.jpg

Edit: To be fair...I'm not actually interested in anyone else's motto. I just wanted to talk about how dignified, awesome and revelatory I am.

@ashleyattacked: isnt it im far better and richer than you ?

@jessy0245: That's prolly true.

Mine is, "It's only gay if your balls touch."

@tiesandbowties: Its okay for you to be many things...but you should be ashamed to be so fat. It isn't a body type - it's your body DYING. It's shameful.

Go for a jog.

i am large and better than everyone
i did not know how much creamy fat i was eating everyday

@tiesandbowties: No, you suck at reading. Try again.

does this mean ur fat ? sounds like something a fat feminist would say about their weight lol