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How to win a fight

Don't get hit

November 8, 2010

31 Comments • Newest first

Akaizer

Lightpunch Lightpunch Foreward Lightkick Hardpunch.

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Galdone

Turn a round and 360nutkick him! with commando and leightweight pro

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Satellite

Use all the nukes at the same time, so the enemy can't revenge

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StiKman19

Drop the hammer.

(kick em in the crotch)

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aznseal

[quote=SilverFoxR]Unless you're like Russian special forces and can learn to take the hit.[/quote]

But it's always better to just not get hit

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haydus

Duck.
And continue to duck.
Then jump up...
And duck again

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CaptVerlas

1:Fear
2: Cover them in dots.
3.MORE DOTS!
4.EVEN MORE DOTS!.
5.Lolmushroomcloud.
6.win!

EDIT:Yes I'm a WoW nerd. or you can throw Feces.

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SilverFoxR

[quote=aznseal]Don't get hit[/quote]

Unless you're like Russian special forces and can learn to take the hit.

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mastercheeze

Ancient words of Isai.

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ehsbass4

break the wrist, walk away

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yomamma1134

dude are you da newb? you obviously just shoot him to win the fight. oh yah and everyone would run away as well. lolol jk

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xzKidzx

[url=http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7448/1277790064721.png]This probably will.[/url]

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mapleck

Aim for the balls

/thread

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Luscious

thank you aznseal. i'll keep this to mind everytime i'm engaged in a fight.

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aznseal

[quote=PyritsNoSwiping]What happens if its a verbal fight?[/quote]

don't get hit

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PyritsNoSwiping

What happens if its a verbal fight?

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sl3athOwl

[quote=daniel3b]yes, because nothing screams 'winner!' like running away from fights and doing middle aged women[/quote]

precisely.

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Wasabiman

CQC hold

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dappersnake

double leg take down into side control
mount
take his back
rear naked choke

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saddays

Or just don't get into a fight in the first place. That way, you always win.

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aznseal

or learn how to tech

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Xchippzanuff

spam hadoukens

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SoCalKing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-8wl-pwOTg
^^^^
Shows you how to win..

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SpearCrusher

Use Super Saiyan 3

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daniel3b

[quote=bossie4ever]run away, then nail his mom
= autowin[/quote]yes, because nothing screams 'winner!' like running away from fights and doing middle aged women

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HolyJunker

Cheap shot.

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DrXbowman

And hit them until they are down.

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zenuppercut

Falcon Punch

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HolyArcherX

Camp with thermal.

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daniel3b

or just use commando

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