Do you get it?
Don't worry if you don't, some day you'll reach such high goals obtained by years of training, hard work, and education. Some people are better at things than others, so maybe this is one of those low points, but still something. Don't be so hard on yourself either I'm sure there's people who are impressed with who you are and what you do! It's okay to ask stupid questions because it just means you aren't very bright and that's okay because it means you're special and perfect. If anyone says otherwise they are just meanie heads. Who cares if you're fat or lazy or mentally violent, it's just how we're all unique and colorful. So embrace your 'weaknesses' so it can consume you and you can die quicker and we won't have to spend time and money on your issues.. because you don't have any, because you'll be gone. And the world will continue on without you much more peacefully and productively.
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@hmongshaman: Hope it all works out for you
@cantstopme: your cat is lion
puns.
my cat read this advice
now he is lion
1. you're right, im stuck at a factory but someday i'll be able to get that maintenance mechanic position and get paid 22 dollars an hour.
2. this one kid worked at my workplace for a year and a half and now hes a maintenance mechanic, getting paid 16 dollars an hour, and getting a dollar raise every month, he has no experience, no schooling, the boss just likes him. oh well.... he's talented but im not but its okay.
3. No body likes me but my maple friends all like me and we're all in the same boat after all. we all are like each other in the game. owell im happy as a gamer and working full time.
4. So i got mad the other day because I complain that i shouldn't work this hard for minimun pay but my boss just laughs at me because he thinks i was stupid and told me if i wanted a better pay and easier job i should had sign up for a different position. im so stupid when im angry and i dont know anything so i ask stupid question when im mad and dont think first man i mess up my day
5. I've been living the full time life at a factory job and now im getting used to it. the pay is good weekly but i get envious when i see other people get pay more than me even tho they speak little english because its all work experience. All this comfort has made me fat and all. but its okay. someday ill hit the gym and lose it all but why does it matter. im just a loser and ill probably fit in with all these people at my workplace and ill pretend i speak little english and i'll probably blend in and no one will even noticed and care what im doing in my life cuz im ugly
now too.
6. I guess this life is okay. i'm starting to like it since all im doing is going to work and coming home with a big fat check each week. i get on maple and hang out with my friends with some take out chinese food everyday. my life is good. im fat and ugly now and hiding from society and have an anti social life since my coworkers can barely speak english.
7. I'm glad I didn't live my life to the fullest. because in the end i'll just disappear from this world and become nothingness soon enough. no one will even need to remember me because im just nobody and its better that way. less heart ache and head ache with the funeral bills and all the emotions.
Thank you for reading this. I wrote about one of my maple buddies who died and no one even gives a crap about him because this is what he does everyday. but just remember there's always someone who will notice you but just don't care because ur a loser and know u will slow them down so I decided to use 2 min of my time to comment on this thread. didn't take much effort if u notice all the writings and grammar mistakes and all. i mean who gives a/f about this guy. j/k
Oh yeah, beefly, if you want to find meaning in life, then you can find meaning in what you really want and try to attain it, whatever it may be.
It turns dark real quickly.
back handed inspirational comment of the day
I feel there is some context missing somewhere.
Anyway, I try not to tell people how to live life because I don't really know how it will turn out 100%. Perhaps it's the detritus that shall obtain eternal peace in the end and attain everlasting greatness as they are, and humanity is just an unfortunate self-aware blip.