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The box Surprise

You get card in mail from your grandma. She give you birthday card with $10.00. YAAAYYY! You tink about what to buy: 10 pack of gum, lunch at KFC, super yoyo. Wait a minute, you think to yourself. I can get 10k nx card! You run to nearest CVS to get your Nexin card. Lady on line gives you weird look. You no care, you about to get that Nexin. YAAAYYYY! Lady ring you up. All done. You hurry home to use that card. You go to log on Mapl. 4 hour unschedule server maintenance </3. You basil and try to pass time. Finally 4 hours up. You can now log in Mapl YAAAYY! Update notice: maintenance extended 2 hour. You cry a little inside and go back to basil. Two hour later, maintenance done YAAAYYYY! You log in. Put in the 10k code SUCCESS! You see your Mapl rival also log in after maintenance. He your in game friend but you secretly try to one up him. When he get new equip you get new equip. You want be better. Stronger. Faster. You tell your rival that you just got nx to make him jelly. He asks to buy but you say not chance. You go to cash shop to decide how to spend nx. Do you cube? No, you want more misos. Cube no give misos unless you get luck. Royal hair? No, you already have pretty hair. Wait you think. Let me ask Basil what to do with my nx to get as much misos as possible. You post new thread. Basil says try surprise box. You agree and check Nexin homepage to see what in the box. Perma nerdy glasses, ink wash ring, mini queen crown. You go back to Mapl and get ready for box run. You think to self that there is so many good stuff on page. You then think about all that misos that you make. YAAAAYYYY! Alright first box. You click box. Box lights up. Poof! Weiner hat. What? you think to yourself. Really? No nerdy glasses or ink wash ring? It ok, I got one more try. You think that you can't get any worse. You click the next box. pooooofffff. Poop hat. . You then go to sell the nx. You see rival in the fm setting up shop right next to you. He asks if you still selling nx. You said no you good. He says that he just bought nx and did a style surprise box. You think good to know I'm not the only one having a bad day. He then set up shop. You click shop. NERDY GLASSES. You rage and put on poop hat. You spam rivals shop out of rage. You log off Mapl. you go to Basil and write rage quit thread. No more Mapl until tomorrow for you.

April 27, 2015

14 Comments • Newest first

random87

You have a Maplestory rival?
Cool, who wants to be my rival?

Reply June 6, 2015
Genostigma

You forgot that after the extended USC there was a mini patch. We then mini patch and then get hit my error code 1xxxx00000. You then uninstall maple and start downloading again. Wait another 2hr+

Reply May 1, 2015
OHKOJay

This made me smile

Reply April 29, 2015
zane3341

[quote=Darknite388]I want my 5 minutes of my life back[/quote]

It took you five minutes to read that? smh kevin

Reply April 28, 2015
Yoriken

i unboxed 3 poop hats in a row once, nexin wants me to become poor

Reply April 28, 2015
Zephorax

[quote=Darknite388]I want my 5 minutes of my life back[/quote]

not like you were going to do anything with it you worthless dog

Reply April 28, 2015
Darknite388

I want my 5 minutes of my life back

Reply April 28, 2015
Ziub

Ahahaha poop hat! Nice.

Reply April 28, 2015
Flamepc

This entertains me.

Reply April 27, 2015
PinaCollada

one cannot simply sell nexin

Reply April 27, 2015
goldyboi

I read the whole thing just so I can comment on this thread.

Reply April 27, 2015
BuccOrToo

nice bro i do the same high5

Reply April 27, 2015