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What does your name mean in the urban dictionary?

If you typed your name in the urban dictionary what would it mean?
For example
Mike - very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and weird he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Could be your ign too.
Example- Crylenol- A substance given for someone over reacting or whining about nothing. or A group of only Elitist.
Put here on earth to satisfy women in anyway necessary.
We are skilled in the art of seduction... All we do is scheme and we scheme to get what we want.

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August 11, 2015

26 Comments • Newest first

ZeDarkLynx

Johnny
(jah-nee) 1 One who has no fear; having courage; having a fine appearance 2 Gallant, courteous, like an ideal knight 3 Someone with a special charm or allure that inspires allegiance or devotion 4 One of, if not THE coolest person you'll encounter in your lifetime 5 The most interesting man in the room at all times 6 One who has an incredibly oversized (banana)
"OMG...He's hung like Johnny!"
hue hue hue i like this

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Hellksing

Marco

One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Hispanic, with big dark puppy eyes, extremely self-conscious. He can be a player, but if he loves you, he'll be yours forever. A big flirt with the nicest smile. Also very shy unless you know him well.

[i]I hope Marco doesn't get hurt again.
Yeah, he's such a nice guy, f b![/i]

[b]*blushes*[/b]

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Sezbeth

Apparently I'm the sexiest person alive with a rather large part of the male anatomy.

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CureSword

the awesomest girl in the universe

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StapleMory

this is kinda dumb

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dennisb0t

top rated:
given to people who are kind and sweet to others. She is very friendly and easy to get along with. Amazing personality. Sometimes sadness can get the best of her but to see her smile is like having the sun shine bright. But watch out just because she is fun and nice doesn't mean she can take care of herself she will put you in your place fast. She has the most amazing dark wavy hair and mysteries eyes. She can be hard to read at times but don't worry she is very trust worthy. She is smart, hard working, and a all around good person. She is also a friend to the four legged furry creatures. She is a friend to all....

how did u know urbandictionary

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Derrer

For my real name: An asian girl who is very sweet and loves sweets. Makes an awesome roommate!
(Cough)

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fradddd

It's always the same thing. Mine is practically what OP's said.

Apparently "fradd" means "to instantly fulfill someone". Never knew that.

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iDrinkOJ

A sexy beast. See also pimp.

well that was unexpected.

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MizuiChan

[quote=Urbandictionary]Naomi: An angel that will stay by your side, regardless of how bad things get. Almost always a girl, a Naomi is quite weird, liking obscure music bands and random Disney memes, then again, that just adds to her cuteness. Also, she is usually a fairly shy girl, and often won't approach people out of fear for rejection, however, Naomi's are extremely fun to hang out with, usually the one telling the best jokes and laughing the loudest. And whilst she won't take the wildest dares, Naomi's do their best to help their friends, and is quite fierce to the people that hurt them. Most of all though, a Naomi has a the heart of an angel, and will do their best to help you, even if you can't return the favour.[/quote]

Squeeeeee~ <3

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norman897

My name is Colin.

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large -censored- oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.

XD

EDIT: Another example.

Samatara Adhul Fitrya

Someone who is black, dumb, has a small -censored- arrogant, a bully, has a self-inflated ego when in reality he is insecure, poor and has no admirers.

Usage: Guy 1: OMG Samatara Adhul Fitrya is here. Let's beat him up because he deserves it.
Guy 2: Sure. He is such a fake friend.

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Pleb

Well.

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplained connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.

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4evavoodoo

My name is eddie

Comes from the name edward, edwin. Eduardo or edwardo. But few have the name eddie.uusually refers to a guys name. Eddies are: very nice, attractive,love sex , very smart and always strive for the hardest things. Eddies are the perfect guys to date and have indane amount of friends

Omg thid is so me

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DawnEmperor

Elijah: The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body. (hot guy yeah maybe kinda, hot body no.)
Deion (middle name): Shy and sweet. Deion is as faithful it comes when in a relationship. He will do anything to make the one he loves happy. he's truly a one of a kind, a bit weird at times but that's whats great. He can always make you laugh. Deion is also pretty tall, and overall a great guy.

That sounds exactly like me except I'm not pretty tall q-q

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starsoffire

Eminem - a god.

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oBec

Bec: A Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwich. I sound delicious <3

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Savaah

alyssa - the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each and every time she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.
fun fact: alyssa actually comes from a flower called the Alyssum. its a very cute flower, look it up

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jeffob

Jeff - A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).

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paperlove

Said something about being a skilled and loved girl. Talented with music and a party person.
Don't think I've ever heard something as untrue as this. o.o
At least for me that is...

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SadVirgin

sad virgin isn't defined.
Can you define it?

Actually surprised.

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Predetermined

"Alice is the definition to "Little Miss Sunshine" because that's the type of person she is! She is a truly lovely girl who everyone would be truly blessed to have in their lives because she is definitely that beautiful rainbow on a cloudy day. Alice is the type of person who can ALWAYS put a smile on your face " <3

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hirrho

hirrho isn't defined.
Can you define it?

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Swerve

An amazing individual who is very cool and chill.
He is very social and loves to be around people. He eats rice, and he is known to be very nice. This person loves haters because they make him work harder.

ayy lmao

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ZeroSuited

"Zerosuited isn't defined. Can you define it?"

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SANsaurr

I couldn't find myself so i clicked the random button and got [url=http://oi62.tinypic.com/am7aq0.jpg]this.[/url]

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Caeg

Saving spot.

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