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Lets play a game

(Borrowed From AG)

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

I'll start:

If life gives you a bat and a bird, and you could only choose one...

April 14, 2015

14 Comments • Newest first

betaboi101

Donate it to the nearest Chinese restaurant.

Reply April 15, 2015
WindowLegs

ensure that you are the father before you start paying for it

if you own one cat then it dies...

Reply April 15, 2015
Blackinup

[quote=qtwarriorxx9001]check ur privilege

if life gives you spanish homework[/quote]

google translate

if life gives you life...

Reply April 15, 2015
qtwarriorxx9001

check ur privilege

if life gives you spanish homework

Reply April 15, 2015
WindowLegs

train at second drill hall with her.

If you wake up white

Reply April 15, 2015
sammmmmich

Until I stumble upon Basilmarket..

If life actually gave you a girlfriend

Reply April 15, 2015
voidoftime

Then the sun is stealing my life.

If life is actually fun

Reply April 15, 2015
MountainJew

why is Asia garbage?

If life is all dark

Reply April 14, 2015
Revenants

die.
If life is all math

Reply April 14, 2015
betaboi101

Don't talk about selling it on basil

If life gives you warts

Reply April 14, 2015
Blackinup

Watch Po.. no WATCH Hen... No. Watch stuff.
If life gave you nx

Reply April 14, 2015
ilikefoodand

Eat them.

If life gave you internets...

Reply April 14, 2015
betaboi101

Make something

If life gives you babies

Reply April 14, 2015
newt236

Take both cus who's going to stop me?

If life gives you nothing

Reply April 14, 2015