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Guide on How to Stand

1) Have your legs perpendicular to the ground
2) Maintain balance, without using any support
3) Feet can be apart at minimum 0 inches, at most 12 ft

February 14, 2013

8 Comments • Newest first

TheDStar

These instructions aren't clear enough. I glued my friend to a plane.

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yoguy911

what if i don't have legs?

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steven7x23

my legs cant be perpendicular to ground if their shape is not so much straight

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aidanrule

These instructions weren't clear enough. I got my body stuck in my toilet.

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iMerchU

I put my feet 12' 1" apart and ceased to exist.

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xDracius

I thought it was having your feet parallel to each other on your heels bending backward with your pinky used as balance?

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ChrisSmooveN

What if there's no floor?

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monsterzexion

Be more specific, I found out my legs need batteries.

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