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Michael Bay brings to humanity another masterpiece

Behold, [url=http://i.imgur.com/2HUqnoW.png]Teenage Mutant Ninja Inbreeds[/url]
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_(2014_film)

July 4, 2014

16 Comments • Newest first

cool123ter

@Zoneflare4: Like people need 10 years in the movie industry to have a successful career. And yet Fox still got a HOLLYWOOD movie, what a shocker.

Reply July 6, 2014 - edited
Zoneflare4

@cool123ter: like those early 20s looks are going to last forever. It takes a good all around actress/actor to keep a career going after they were given parts because of their looks.

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cool123ter

@Zoneflare4: Lol minimum wage worker? You don't know how easy life is when you're attractive trust me.

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iDrinkOJ

[quote=Zoneflare4]In reality she is nothing more than "the girl next door". Once those looks go she will be just another minimum wage worker.[/quote]

she could always get more plastic surgery. so her generic plastic surgery botox face look will never go away.

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Zoneflare4

[quote=cool123ter]Lmao. The circle jerks are real.
OT: I thought Bay hated Fox thats one of the reasons she got booted from Transformers.[/quote]
In reality she is nothing more than "the girl next door". Once those looks go she will be just another minimum wage worker.

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cool123ter

[quote=iDrinkOJ]so does megan fox play a ninja turtle? they won't need makeup for her.[/quote]

Lmao. The circle jerks are real.
OT: I thought Bay hated Fox thats one of the reasons she got booted from Transformers.

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kevqn

[quote=RichAF]That's a strong word for a person who know's nothing about movie career's.[/quote]

What do you mean?

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achyif

[quote=acuppa]There's really something to be said about these 80s nostalgia reboots that completely miss the appeal of the originals. I saw the trailer; there was no mention of pizza.[/quote]
I'm under the impression that I heard pizza being mentioned in a trailer but my memory may be wrong

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Zoneflare4

It looks stupid so I won't be seeing it

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acuppa

There's really something to be said about these 80s nostalgia reboots that completely miss the appeal of the originals. I saw the trailer; there was no mention of pizza.

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Liam

he's only producing it right? i think an ever someone even worse is directing the movie i believe.
made a whole bunch of movies I've never really heard of

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RichAF

[quote=0kevqn]That's why she's in a highly anticipated movie[/quote]
That's a strong word for a person who know's nothing about movie career's.

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iDrinkOJ

so does megan fox play a ninja turtle? they won't need makeup for her.

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fradddd

Megan Fox is so hot though and people still pay a crapload to see her movies, so she's not really dead.

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kevqn

[quote=ToriLikesYou]megan fox career is dead and will always be dead[/quote]

That's why she's in a highly anticipated movie

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ToriLikesYou

megan fox career is dead and will always be dead

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