My sisters boyfriend is a sick guy
So I've got this sister named Annie who recently started going out with this random guy. Right from the start I could tell there was something up with him. He seemed...off. Anyway so last night she and I went to his house for dinner. He wasn't home when we arrived, but the door was unlocked, so we let ourselves in. We sat in his living room and waited a while, but I got bored and decided to look around the house. I went into one room upstairs and I find him, sitting there, covering himself in talcum powder. There's literally powder everywhere. I ask him what in the hell he's doing. Says he's getting ready for dinner, that he likes his skin baby soft. He asks me to touch his chest and it's like freaking silk. He gets dressed and we both head down to dinner. It's great, and my sister and him start to flirt, so I leave to give them some privacy. About an hour later I'm back at home, and there's banging on my door. It's my sister. She's beaten up like hell so I ask her what happened. She tells me her boyfriend has some talcum powder fetish and that when she said it was weird he got violent. And that apparently he goes around town stealing bottles of the stuff and hasn't been caught. This guy is crazy. He's a thief. He's a brute. My sister starts to break down from shock and starts asking me what happened. I look at her and ask, "Annie, are you okay? So, Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?" "You've been hit by...you've been struck by...a smooth criminal!"
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[quote=ChildsPlay]Because the mods moved it out of Chat?[/quote]
*facepalm* I mean the thread doesn't relate to the section it's in... I don't care who moved it or what happened to it. This should be in chat. I repeat, why is this in the fun section?
[quote=BlueColt]And this is in the fun section, why?[/quote]
Because the mods moved it out of Chat?
And this is in the fun section, why?
Thanks for the laugh
I didn't even catch on to this.. Damn it's too late.
I hope she doesn't change her name to Billie Jean and stalk random men saying shes preggs
@ChildsPlay: Twin! This is awesome ^^ +1
I read the last sentence before I read the story and gave it away for myself...
[quote=HotAir]BOOMER SOONERS![/quote]
OU pride!
[quote=Barquifa]3/10 saw it coming a mile away.
old type of pasta.[/quote]
the other 7/10 think this really happened.
3/10 saw it coming a mile away.
old type of pasta.
Yeah on your end lol!
On my end? "Since when did American's become so slow witted?" o.o
@ChildsPlay: Well played madam, I enjoyed this quite a bit. Thanks for that entertainment
[quote=OldManMaple]No, just bothered by the people who don't understand what you're saying.[/quote]
But that's half the amusement.
No, just bothered by the people who don't understand what you're saying.
[quote=OldManMaple]*facedesk*
*enters a pleasant coma*
*do not disturb*[/quote]
You are now disturbed.
*facedesk*
*enters a pleasant coma*
*do not disturb*
It was even on the news http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWdGIbZKtmg
That's awful. I'm sorry for what happened. I'm sure not all guys are like this. I would know because I have guy friends and every guy is different.
@mike3110: yep.
[quote=dracox5234]0/10 for you, because that was some good stuff.
9/10 for story, didn't see that coming.
I thought he would turn out to be one of those men who like to dress up as babies for a fetish or something.[/quote]
You aren't even OP, and got butthurt.
Cool.
[quote=LightingFrag]So apparently everyone on basilmarket has no friends, okay[/quote]
I'm glad we're on the same page now.
[quote=mike3110]Expected Bel-air'd, received garbage. 0/10 OP.
Wasn't even a good read.[/quote]
0/10 for you, because that was some good stuff.
9/10 for story, didn't see that coming.
I thought he would turn out to be one of those men who like to dress up as babies for a fetish or something.
bf = smooth poser
Wait, is this serious or just a pretty good Michael Jackson reference?
[quote=PortraitOfRuin]Where's the part where we all walk the dinosaur and spaghetti flies out of our pockets?[/quote]
It's in the next chapter.
HAhahaha...
@Fiercerain: Pretty sure she was sarcastic.
Where's the part where we all walk the dinosaur and spaghetti flies out of our pockets?
That's so sickening to read... I hope she's safe from him if they release him.
[quote=LightingFrag]Tldr: Ts has no friends[/quote]
You're on basilmarket. You have no right to talk.
Expected Bel-air'd, received garbage. 0/10 OP.
Wasn't even a good read.
SO.. how bout them Texans..
[quote=zoneflare2]So is this why youre hating on men right now? o.o[/quote]
Yeah. All you men are so evil. And my story is so legit.
Soft skin is hot.
[quote=sohee]nice[/quote]
Your avatar and comment made this whole thread funny.
[quote=Adele]where was the police[/quote]
She came home right after it happened I guess. We ended up calling the 911 after she started breaking down and her boyfriend is in custody now. Sick bastard.
Guy maaad smoooth.
That's cool.
good one
nice