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Things that girls say

that raise your alarms

"I have a lot of guy friends"
"I hate drama"
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best"

Got any more?

July 22, 2013

71 Comments • Newest first

gargantula2

"Take your pants off."

Reply July 22, 2013
Gyumaru

"why u see me like ur sister" and yes i friendzone girls

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Amazing

"WOMAN'S RIGHTS"

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Pereeia

ITT: Guys who expect every girl to have romantic interest in them.

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AsianPeople

@metaghost4:

So what's the problem here? Isn't someone who plays games a "gamer"?

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demonicrack

"I'm in a relationship"
"Youre such a good friend."
"Can you get that for me?"

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aldo3d

"I'll get ready in 5 minutes"

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AsianPeople

[quote=Twerkable]"Yeah, I play video games"[/quote]

What's wrong with girl gamers?

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YoureAWESOME

It's not you it's me.

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HastyHeist

"I love One Direction!"

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Nolen

"Wanna go shopping?"

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Xanicuz

"I love you so much, you are the best brother ever!"

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Twerkable

Why am I not surprised that all the guys on this thread are QQing about their friend-zones? lmao

OT: "No, I'm not on my period!"
"I'm ugly"
"I'm fat"
"OH. MY. GOD"
"Yeah, I play video games"
"I'm not like any of the other girls, I'm different"

And a whole lot of other things teenage valley girls say.

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RitoPls

Oh, I thought of another: "You're the biggest I've ever had."

SHE'S LYING!

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ricewuvsu

Teenage Girls;
Unicows and Nutella, like ohmygod. <3

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klu180

"_____ like ______"

I was sitting next to this girl on the bus and she used like in almost every sentence

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SmashDragoon

"No, nothing is bothering me....."
I hate girls who lie about their feelings!

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djhfreak

"No, I'm extremely fat!"

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jjgpirate

When they act TOO nice...it usually means they want your money........or chocolate.

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recently

does my butt look big

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123tonyni

"No..I'm Ugly"

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Pleb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgSDjH_hDWY

This is what they say

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Business

''What about kids''

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Sushiyumyums

"Loikeeeee...O........MAI.......GAWD" (this took my friend 10 minutes to say).
"hurr hurr hurrr"
"TEAAAM, TEAMMMM!"

Edit: first quote was from a male friend, thought it would be interesting to post so...

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vincevo

"I'm actually a Man."
"I forgot to wear the 'protective' armor that night"
"I'm on my period."

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DangerousEyes

"I'm not like any other girls"

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GreedyPride

Give it to me

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destruct1

"Hi!"

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MagicalImage

"It's not you, it's me"

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TheGhosted

"PHEEEEEEEEEEEL!"
Pls don't say my name like that Q.Q

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onigiri123

[quote=Wanton]As she was uploading her new Facebook profile page, she thought of what to put as her caption.
She started typing and wrote, "OMG! This is a horrible picture of me and I look pretty damn ugly, but watever. Needed a new pic LOL!"
The girl was finished, and proceeded to publish her new picture, for everyone on her friends list to see.
After about 10 minutes, her photo grabbed the attention of many young men and women.
She saw comments like, "Gorg. You are not ugly!", "Twinsieees! You are perf ".
More comments came, and more people liked her photo.
As the monitor shed light onto her face, she grinned.[/quote]

Tell me more please!

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HoboKorean

"hi, whats your name again?"

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ChildsPlay

Delicious tears in this thread.

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Lunesol

"I don't like hanging out with girls because there's too much drama, that's why I usually hang out with boys"

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norman897

Lots of dots/periods after their sentence.

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Herosgate

"I'm a strong independent black woman who needs NO man in my life"

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AsianPeople

[quote=KostyaHeals]But if they didn't whine where would you get the tears then? Without them you would die.[/quote]

Good point!

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KostyaHeals

[quote=AsianPeople]Hey, I'm not the one whining about being friend-zoned because I can't voice my feelings to others. [/quote]

But if they didn't whine where would you get the tears then? Without them you would die.

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AsianPeople

[quote=Bennifull]Boy tears are the best. ;][/quote]

Hey, I'm not the one whining about being friend-zoned because I can't voice my feelings to others.

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ishottedsnow2

"I say that to everyone"

Q_Q YOU HOE.

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Bennifull

Boy tears are the best. ;]

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KostyaHeals

[quote=WortWortWort]'My favorite game is Angry Birds'
'That's not a flashlight in my pants'
'Stop chasing me'
'I'm not mad'
'My favorite band is justin bieber'
'XDDDDDD'[/quote]

What kind of girls are u hanging out w/ if you hear #2.

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rld81

"You don't know what I've been through"

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ShadeCombo

@AsianPeople Especially when they think it's not their fault... Tastes the best at that point~

OT: I don't hang with girls... So I have no idea what they say LOL

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AsianPeople

ITT: People whining about the so-called "Friend-zone".

Boy tears are the best. ;]

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WortWortWort

'My favorite game is Angry Birds'
'That's not a flashlight in my pants'
'Stop chasing me'
'I'm not mad'
'My favorite band is justin bieber'
'XDDDDDD'

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AmyrIin

I'm fine.

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Darkwizzie

'Let's just be friends'

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Wanton

As she was uploading her new Facebook profile page, she thought of what to put as her caption.
She started typing and wrote, "OMG! This is a horrible picture of me and I look pretty damn ugly, but watever. Needed a new pic LOL!"
The girl was finished, and proceeded to publish her new picture, for everyone on her friends list to see.
After about 10 minutes, her photo grabbed the attention of many young men and women.
She saw comments like, "Gorg. You are not ugly!", "Twinsieees! You are perf ".
More comments came, and more people liked her photo.
As the monitor shed light onto her face, she grinned.

Reply July 22, 2013 - edited
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