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i make love with my 2nd grade teacher </3

@ggreg just dont kill me like that 20c coin almost did
@xerces you beautiful creature, you need a medal for that

Was 7 at a store that sold home appliances and stuff, mom was looking for something so I decided to roam around then I saw this table with green shiny wine glasses stacked in a shape of a pyramid. Looked really purty so I picked one up to see it closer... From the bottom and the whole thing crashed down stood in shock and quickly ran away so I wouldn't get caught and luckily I didn't

I accidentally called the police once because my mom was forcing me to do math homework

when i was in grade 5, i started playing maplestory

Since @lycanthropods is bullying me about it anyway, I might as well tell the world about my dark and shameful past.

When I was like 9-10 my mother wanted me to get into a hobby, so she got me into this free summer activity program that was circus related. I went on two occasions and they taught us to do somersaults and rope walking, and we also got clown-makeup and wore little tutu skirts. Then I got freaked out when I realized we'd be actually performing in front of an audience at some point so I quit@@@

Anyway, that's why I will always be clown.

When I was around 5 or 6, whenever my parents would go shopping for clothes and such I would always hide in the clothes racks. I vividly remember going into one and actually falling asleep because my mother was taking FOREVER to shop for clothes. Well about an hour later i'm woken up by the stores speaker system saying that there is a missing child and that a lock down would be started. I got scared and ran to the front desk asking for help to find my mom. I've never seen my mother get so upset.

sorry, ilymom

accidently seeing my old friends mom naked when i was in grade 3, i've never been the same since.

also @falsemirror i got something else you can choke on <3

When I was 8(iirc) years old I manage to kill a flying cockroach and I was so proud of the kill that I never got over it...until I got to High School. I still am proud about it though

I had my memory erased about 8 times by some spider obsessed freak while my sister was imprisoned and asleep in our own temple.

When i was 3 a taxi drove over my foot soo yeah i got superpowers on that foot.

When I was little I watched a scary movie with my parents at the theater. I got so scared that I told my parents to leave early. We left the theater and then took a shortcut through the alley. Suddenly a Mexican whipped out his gun and demanded for money and jewelry. I was so scared but my dad was so calm and just gave it to him. My life then took a turn for the worst - the Mexican shot him. Ever since that day, I vowed to rid my city of trash like that Mexican and to be a symbol of fear, justice and vengeance. And so that's why I run around the city in a batsuit, don't judge.

[quote=Kiryuin]one time in 3rd grade this girl threw up all over the teacher's desk and all the graded papers were destroyed, so for the quarter she gave us so much work to make up for the grades she lost. but the grades got threw up on AGAIN and she was forced to give us all A's[/quote]

that girl a real one, did everyone a solid and probably still got made fun of since 3rd graders are all assholes

[quote=Kiryuin]one time in 3rd grade this girl threw up all over the teacher's desk and all the graded papers were destroyed, so for the quarter she gave us so much work to make up for the grades she lost. but the grades got threw up on AGAIN and she was forced to give us all A's[/quote]
gj girl

one time in 3rd grade this girl threw up all over the teacher's desk and all the graded papers were destroyed, so for the quarter she gave us so much work to make up for the grades she lost. but the grades got threw up on AGAIN and she was forced to give us all A's

This one time at band camp....

[quote=Buttwind]When I was 7 years old, my dad died. When my mother told it to me, my sister (2 years older then me) and my brother (9 years older), everyone cried.
But I was just sitting there, showed no emotion and said ''How awful.''. I really didn't care because it was a horrible person lel.

When I was 8 years old, the kitchen door was broken. It used to have glass in the middle of the door, but there was a big hole in it. Big enough to jump through (for a lil kid like me).
So I started jumping though it. My big sis joined me. After jumping a few times, my sis tripped, and fell against the remaining pieces glass. The next thing that I saw? Blood. Blood everywhere. [/quote]
the first one is pretty much me tbh omg
THE SEC0ND ONE THO LMA0

When I was 7 years old, my dad died. When my mother told it to me, my sister (2 years older then me) and my brother (9 years older), everyone cried.
But I was just sitting there, showed no emotion and said ''How awful.''. I really didn't care because it was a horrible person lel.

When I was 8 years old, the kitchen door was broken. It used to have glass in the middle of the door, but there was a big hole in it. Big enough to jump through (for a lil kid like me).
So I started jumping though it. My big sis joined me. After jumping a few times, my sis tripped, and fell against the remaining pieces glass. The next thing that I saw? Blood. Blood everywhere.

[quote=kkIo]grade 5 when i tired meth for the first time <3[/quote]
why didnt you share

grade 5 when i tired meth for the first time <3

At my grandpa and grandma's apartment, I sat in a laundry basket and my sister pushed me down the stairs(the stairs were carpet). I didn't think I'd go fast because I thought the carpet would have a lot of friction, but instead I went down fast and the carpet was very flat Instead of fun, I was screaming while trying to hold on to the slippery hand rail.

I got one of these stuck in my hair cuz I thought it would curl my hair. (http://www.popsugar.com/files/images/300_1_0.jpg) <suppose to have ball points.

@FalseMirror: Everyone laughs at the last one It wasn't funny at the time since she knocked me out for a few hours after doing that. We still laugh about it today and even our friends change the story around and say that my sister picked me up and threw me down the stairs.

Right? Good times! My mom was disappointed that I did it in the first place but hey, it's not a childhood if there weren't any injuries (hopefully not serious ones)

halum shalum

@BootyCake jesus christ i dont know if its bad to laugh at that last one.
i also fell off some monkey bars and ended up fracturing my arm. good times man

When I was in elementary, some kids used to climb the monkey bars and sit on top of it. I used to do it. One day I fell off and fractured two fingers on my hand because when I fell, my hand hit the metal pole on my way down.

My dad crushed index finger when closing the car door on it.

I accidentally burned my left wrist on an clothing iron and got a huge boil that lasted for days till it finally popped on it's own.

My sister used to bully me till I was 14.

My sister also pushed me down the stairs when I was 3yrs old because she "wanted to know what it felt like"

[quote=Flya]When i was 6, my papa ran over my foot when driving out of the drive way. He heard me scream then reversed over it again. It didnt break or anything so to this day my foot has super powers.[/quote]
your dad is so rude omg. behold the magic foot tho
[quote=Jooce]I used to try and escape from home by digging a hole under the front gate using a small figurine of the Pokemon Butterfree (I used its wings as a shovel). Of course, digging with a small figurine was slow, so I never ended up escaping.[/quote]
thats why ash let butterfree go :^)
[quote=Raiden]I burned myself with boiling water when I was like, 3 or so. The mark it left is still on my arm.[/quote]
great now i wanna see that. darn youu

I burned myself with boiling water when I was like, 3 or so. The mark it left is still on my arm.

I used to try and escape from home by digging a hole under the front gate using a small figurine of the Pokemon Butterfree (I used its wings as a shovel). Of course, digging with a small figurine was slow, so I never ended up escaping.

When i was 6, my papa ran over my foot when driving out of the drive way. He heard me scream then reversed over it again. It didnt break or anything so to this day my foot has super powers.

wtf? how old are you now? 14?

chalim chalim

[quote=DrkShiryu]junir benir halim wasem![/quote]
stop that

junir benir halim wasem!