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Euphoric Surprise Box

[url=http://imgur.com/jYLz6c9]the (M) stands for m'lady[/url]

October 22, 2014

8 Comments • Newest first

Dominion

[quote=SirKibbleX2]+100 INT (lol not really u wish)

Gives enlightenment & class
Wearer will not receive any buffs or heal from Bishop/kanna because he would call the religion primitive & say there's no God.

+30% damage on that Mercedes Unicorn attack.
For every female character in the wearer's party he gains 15% exp. Each female would lose 15% if parties with the wearer.

Only available to magicians except the Bishop/kanna route.[/quote]

[b]New Skill: [/b]

Retreat
Calls upon the magical powers of r/circlejerk to return the user to their basement.
User must have maxed "owning multiple cats"
Skill cannot be used if facial hair is groomed.
For 30 minutes, Virginity Protection +200.
Max level: 1
Passive

Reply October 22, 2014
Lamato

haha! XDDD

Reply October 22, 2014
Caeg

[quote=DogPukeYellow]You are a gentle creature that lurks this friendly environment. I long to embrace you under the shade of a willow tree.[/quote]
M'Danni.

Reply October 22, 2014
DogPukeYellow

[quote=Caeg][url=http://i.imgur.com/jEl5czH.png?1]Needs to be tilted or nobody will take you seriously.[/url][/quote]

You are a gentle creature that lurks this friendly environment. I long to embrace you under the shade of a willow tree.

Reply October 22, 2014
Caeg

[url=http://i.imgur.com/jEl5czH.png?1]Needs to be tilted or nobody will take you seriously.[/url]

Reply October 22, 2014
LokiTheStrange

That's sexist, how come I can't wear that maid dress >.<

Reply October 22, 2014
redherring

Haha. I've actually met people who completely live up to the meme/stereotype, which is baffling given the amount of laughably horrible coverage they get on the Internet.

Reply October 22, 2014