Funniest Maple joke gets all my items
if you post the funniest maple joke I'll give you all of my tyrants if not ban
I pick 3 funniest
go
Funniest so far
[quote=Lothilad]
Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the Aquarium it sunk![/quote]
December 9, 2013
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There were 3 nuns and they were walking along a sidewalk until a guy flashed them. the first two got a stroke but the last one didn't touch him.
My main account's banned so don't bother.
Yo mama's so fat, she had to get baptized at sea-world!
Yo mama's so fat, the picture I took of her last Christmas is still printing!
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pop out!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a wireless telephone!
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
Nexon is sorry for all the extended matienences they have given
@Anthorix: Whether it's over-used or not, it doesn't deviate from the main point of what I'm saying.
You think I'm going to put the sentence another way so it's not an over-used response just to prove to someone like you that I have imagination?
@Shadowbody12: Thats an over-used response.
"Oh, like you can do anybetter, luls."
You are proving again that you guys dont have imagination, when so many tv shows and teachers support imagination.
What's blue and flies around through the air?
A baby with a punctured lung.
[quote=Anthorix]Read every joke through here-> read them quickly-> they all are perverted, too complex for everyone else, use puns, use fat, over-used themes, use Nexon and game maintenance.
Everyone above is officially not good enough to make thier own joke, and must copy something off the internetz, lul.
I have much HATRED today. These jokes made me want to vomit. what a disgrace. >.< >.< >.<[/quote]
How about you can it and show us you can do better.
If not eff off.
[quote=HiTz]Baby can i full up your slots? or do i need to get you hammered first?
Trust me, this dark alley way leads us to Kerning City
I know we got potential, baby, cause a girl like you is rare, and it doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are. =)[/quote]
wew +1 funnies!
1. A: Go get a life.
B: B-but my hp bar is full.
2. Girl, I'll be your Maple Warrior forever~
3. Babe, you so hot. I can see through my Dark Sight.
Omg I so lame xD
Baby can i full up your slots? or do i need to get you hammered first?
Trust me, this dark alley way leads us to Kerning City
I know we got potential, baby, cause a girl like you is rare, and it doesn't take sharp eyes to see how beautiful you are. =)
What if I told you that if you were right, she'd be telling me this as a zombie? o.o
I'll repeat-> Read every joke through here-> read them quickly-> they all are perverted, too complex for everyone else, use puns, use fat, over-used themes, use Nexon and game maintenance.
Everyone above is officially not good enough to make thier own joke, and must copy something off the internetz, lul.
I have much HATRED today. These jokes made me want to vomit. what a disgrace.
@Anthorix like your any better
@Anthorix'es Thugmom be like @Athorix no more nx for you
@Saif786: I don't want to copy you. To participate with all of you would be embarassing. </3
to above^
yah, I am acting weird without Maple. thx for teh internetz snickers.
[quote=Anthorix]Read every joke through here-> read them quickly-> they all are perverted, too complex for everyone else, use puns, use fat, over-used themes, use Nexon and game maintenance.
Everyone above is officially not good enough to make thier own joke, and must copy something off the internetz, lul.
I have much HATRED today. These jokes made me want to vomit. what a disgrace. >.< >.< >.<[/quote]
Here have a snickers Anthorix, you kinda turn into a hater/troll when you dont play ms.
@Anthorix You any better.........
Read every joke through here-> read them quickly-> they all are perverted, too complex for everyone else, use puns, use fat, over-used themes, use Nexon and game maintenance.
Everyone above is officially not good enough to make thier own joke, and must copy something off the internetz, lul.
I have much HATRED today. These jokes made me want to vomit. what a disgrace. >.< >.< >.<
yo momma is so stupid she gives you money to buy nx for this game.
your Thugbrother is soo stupid when he see's a Mushroom he be like and those Bi@ches Want Me
(LOOK AT THE IMAGE WHEN DONE )
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/i-didnt-choose-the-thug-life-my-mom-picked-it-out-for-me.jpg
Fish can hear you thinking right before you sneeze.
[quote=Daburu]Your mushmom is so fat that when she jumps for joy, it was no longer a hidden street.[/quote]
sounds like someone watches russel peters lmao.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made zakum run away.
Yo mama so ugly even a Horny Mushroom wouldn't want her.
Yo mama's so fat when she climbed the orbis tower her sweat made The Black Mage
hehehehe
Yo momma is so stupid she went to the pot shop and got upset when they didn't have any w33d.
RED= Really Everything's Down
Q: What did Hilla say to the Black Mage in bed?
A: You may be black but you have a Miniature Pianus.
Q: Why did Nexon go out of business?
A: They had bad Karma (Koin). (that one was bad)
Q: What is MapleStory's version of Charlotte's Web?
A: Pig Encyclopedia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-jelGz83Q
[quote=ShadeAce]I think you deserve the reward more then anyone else on here xD[/quote]
Thank you, thank you for the support.
Your post is actually funny
Even if I win im in scania, gg.
[quote=justaperson]Best joke? Nexon.
~~~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-jelGz83Q
2. Nexon'd
Getting ripped off, pissed off, disappointed, etc. by the failure of a company, Nexon, which is ran by a bunch of incompetent monkeys.
Items disappearing? Get Nexon'd.
4 hour server checks? No, make that 20 hours. Get Nexon'd.
Horrible typos everywhere? Get Nexon'd.
Promised an item from an event but never actually getting it? Nexon'd
Making an event sound really fun and exciting but turns out to be a HUGE FAILURE? NEXON'D
Hellen Keller spamming Tot's smegas.
Hellen Keller also typing most of the quest dialogues.
"You've been playing maplestory for 10 hours, we suggest you take a break" -> "Be aware, too much gaming may have harmful to your health." (exp buff per hour logged in)
Dcing by lag at GM events.
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positives only! we want to be happy maplestory players here not angry ones!
[quote=MrExcessive]How many Mexicans does it take to build a... oh wow, they're done.[/quote]
I think you deserve the reward more then anyone else on here xD
Yo Mama So Stupid when she saw a snail she thought it was Zakum </3 </3
Yo Mama So Stupid she is reading this text
Best joke? Nexon.
~~~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR-jelGz83Q
2. Nexon'd
Getting ripped off, pissed off, disappointed, etc. by the failure of a company, Nexon, which is ran by a bunch of incompetent monkeys.
Items disappearing? Get Nexon'd.
4 hour server checks? No, make that 20 hours. Get Nexon'd.
Horrible typos everywhere? Get Nexon'd.
Promised an item from an event but never actually getting it? Nexon'd
Making an event sound really fun and exciting but turns out to be a HUGE FAILURE? NEXON'D
Hellen Keller spamming Tot's smegas.
Hellen Keller also typing most of the quest dialogues.
"You've been playing maplestory for 10 hours, we suggest you take a break" -> "Be aware, too much gaming may have harmful to your health." (exp buff per hour logged in)
Dcing by lag at GM events.
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[url=][IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/sc6sf9.png[/IMG][/url]
The fact that the source of Magnus' aggression is his blue balls, and he fights as he lashes out in unbridled angst because despite being a transcendent of time, he couldn't get none.
The fact that the word for dirty things is uncensored while "balls" is.
The fact that you can't say the word "party".
Being a member of a "*****" that exists for the sole purpose of finding pianus.
we dont have 911 in mexico... so .... maybe he was in mexico o-o
[quote=subsamuel123]Why was Dyle found dead? Cause he couldnt DYLE 911....... *crickets*[/quote]
An orange mush walks into a pot shop, sits down and orders a drink. The NPC says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The orange mush says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
i didnt buy duped items ... no w8 i swear its not a joke
nono im serious i didnt buy them! omg
Would you like to "Penetr8Me" by inserting your root into my abyss?
Yo momma is so fat that when she farted she caused the big bang update of 2010.
@xBabiigirl: Yes.. http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Dyle-443.html. Meh i tried...
Did you know El Nath used to just be called Nath? Then the Mexicans moved in...
#imnotracistjustajoke
The marriage coupons are 1 meso each not 1 nx each.
How many Mexicans does it take to build a... oh wow, they're done.
when i started playing i thought horny mushrooms were a sexual metaphor o.o didn't really get it till like 3 days afterwards </3
Roses are red, violets are red, daisies are red, oh FFFFFF my garden's on fire!
Do you know what the electrophant said to the male mapler?
"How do you breath out of that little thing?"
NX Cash Shop: "1NX Wedding Ticket"
Player A: LF>Love, who wants to marry me?
Player B: I will, only cause its basically free...
Player C: "Why are all these marriages happening...?"
Player B: Because there's 1NX Wedding Tickets in CS!
Player C: All you guys are doing is just testing the waters for "eHarmony".
Player D: Yep, thats exactly whats going on. Henesys + 1NX Wedding Ticket > eHarmony > Dating (In real life)
What you guys think?
hi kevin! -waves-
ahh there's a big crowd in front of me.
[quote=SniperZell]Soooooooo like how are you gunna give the equips out if the winners arent from khaini?[/quote]
u better make a khaini acc eaach winner get 1 tyrant
Soooooooo like how are you gunna give the equips out if the winners arent from khaini?
1: Knock knock
2: Who's there?
1: Interrupting Kaiser
2: Interrupt-
1: FOR THE GLORY OF KAISER
...okay so that was a lot funnier in my head
A man in his 50s is walking down the street with a bottle of apple juice in each hand. As he passes a group of teenagers, one of the teenagers goes, "Sir, you're not fooling us, we know that it's not apple juice in one of those bottles!", to which the man replies, "Son, you don't understand... NEITHER of these bottles have apple juice in them!"
[quote=subsamuel123]Why was Dyle found dead? Cause he couldnt DYLE 911....... *crickets*[/quote]
Is that a maple joke? o.o