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Nexon Korea Released New Skills, New Class, New Ui

New Class: Eric (or "Elic" in Korean)

Eric Class Skills:

Hide: hide behind a tree/rock.
Scratch Your Butt: Gathers power to form an energy vortex, culminating in a powerful urge to scratch your butt, resulting in calmness until the urge appears again.
Fetus Curl: When in same place as a monster, curl up like a baby and gain +99 defense.
Super-retreat: Not only runs away fast from a monster but also log out too.
Super-Jump: Jump 1 pixel higher now.
Beard: you grow a beard and use it as a weapon. Beard gives +1 LUK and +0 attack.
Noob Stance: every monster will knock you off position. All other classes can knock you out of position too. OP-ed
Party-Troll: annoy party members thus lowering the defense of the party by 100%.
Sleep: take a nap and do nothing.
Bubble-Wrap Popping: pop that stuff which comes in packages to annoy monsters and give them +10000 attack.
Smoke bomb: Throw a bomb of smoke which covers the whole screen and does nothing else.
Erica: turn into a G.I.R.L version of self.

New Eric-type weapon: Fafnir phone - calls the police for help. Gives 0% PDR 0% bossing and 0 attack.

Source: http://orangemushroom.wordpress.com/2014/04/01/maplestory-age-of-eric/5l00FlirpAyppaH

I couldn't translate every thing but this is the gist of it (thank you google):

New Skills in KMS for F/P and I/L Archmages:

[b]new skill:[/b]
Elemental Composition - Uses magic that combines both Fire and Poison Attributes to attack one enemy. Note: I wonder what this will be like.

[b]new skill:[/b]
Poisonic boom - Drain-like skill which steals a certain amount of enemy's HP while poisoning them. Note: for once, Nexon doesn't steal ideas from somewhere else with this new skill with a totally original name yaaagh?

[b]new skill:[/b]
Dolphin - Seal's older brother. Works like Seal except it works on bosses and has a cooldown. Also advertises Sea World. note: Irriwaddy Dolphins are best animal of all time.

[b]new skill:[/b]
Chemistry - Interpolate acidic rain into Meteor to give your enemies hallucinogenic symptoms: 20% chance to shrink, 20% chance to turn opposite gender, 20% chance to get drunk, 20% chance to become pacifist, 20% chance to vomit drops. For I/L mages, Blizzard snow turns into white powder. While skill is active, a certain dating website is advertised over 80% of the screen because Nexon partnered with it.

[b]new skill:[/b]
Phyroison - summon a stationary pillar of fire which emits purple gas with 6900% DoT every second. Cast it twice in 5 seconds to release another skill called Phallic Thrust, which makes your DoT attack twice per second instead of once. (I/L mages gets Phallic Ice pillar called Icening-Hard-on with 2% stance and it shoots oddly-shaped lightning-charged icebergs out of itself and gives horntail 180% chance to fall in love). Note: way to copy Shrek Nexon F7.

[b]new skill:[/b]
DragonBowel-Z: charge up your poison powers for 30 minutes to release a brownish mist

[b]new skill:[/b]
Hey, I just froze you, and this is freezy, so here's my glacier, kill you maybe? - turns Chain Lightning into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.

[b]new skill:[/b]
Hey, I just poison you, and you feel hazy, so you will die slow, life insurance beneficiary me maybe? - turns Paralyze into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.

[b]new skill:[/b]
Fire-Piss Man: Turn into a superhero which pisses out liquid which burns. Have the ability to burn anything at will at the cost of your privacy and dignity.
Freezing-Piss Man: Turn into a superhero which pisses out liquid that freezes. Have the ability to freeze anything at will at the cost of your privacy and dignity.
note: Female characters get no such skills because life isn't fair and men own everything.

[b]skill updates:[/b]
-Poison Mist's toad is now Kim Jung Un because this is appropriate
-Mist Eruption now costs 5nx to cast, requires to go to cs every time
-Glacial Chain has 1% chance to turn enemy into a cruise ship
-Paralyze has 100% chance to 1hko all bosses on a server. Oh wait: Nexon said 5 minutes later that this is too weak so they made paralyze also have 50% chance to give 1k NX each time it's cast
-Each time Chain Lightning or Blizzard is cast, Nexon donates .01% of their revenue to Hurricane Sandy and Tsunami relief efforts.
-Chain Lightning and Blizzard: Cooldown added: 10 years

Skill updates source: [url=http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=a1steaksauce]scroll down to the link at the bottom[/url]

New User Interface: [url=http://i57.tinypic.com/1eqvxv.jpg]Prototype design image[/url]

March 31, 2014

14 Comments • Newest first

IImaplers

[quote=Baroo]You know if they did it be some sort of giant Dennis Rodman summon that would bombard the screen with nuclear basketballs in a crack and alcohol fueled rage.[/quote]

A giant Dennis Rodman summon would actually make the game interesting again.

Reply April 2, 2014
Baroo

[quote=cris1000]I read this as north korea releases new skills.[/quote]

You know if they did it be some sort of giant Dennis Rodman summon that would bombard the screen with nuclear basketballs in a crack and alcohol fueled rage.

Reply April 1, 2014
IImaplers

I am anxiously awaiting Nexon president's word on all this new stuff.

Reply April 1, 2014
bubblecup118

[quote=Skaia]its not even april fools yet[/quote]

I hope you do know each places has its own time. North America in terms of time is one of the most behind.

Reply March 31, 2014
powerguy121

I saw Eric and I was like. Nope.

Reply March 31, 2014
cris1000

I read this as north korea releases new skills.

Reply March 31, 2014
IImaplers

[quote=MaebaraKenji]LOL! Nice try xD[/quote]
This is legit y'all. Why does no one Believe Me!

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
NeoBowmaster

[quote=IImaplers]
[b]new skill:[/b]
DragonBowel-Z: charge up your poison powers for 30 minutes to release a brownish mist
[/quote]

Without clicking links, At this point (Was skimming your post) I figured out that it was an April fools prank. Seriously though? DragonBowel-Z: Releases "brownish mist". Don't make me barf plz. </3

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
MaebaraKenji

[quote=IImaplers]
new skill:
Hey, I just froze you, and this is freezy, so here's my glacier, kill you maybe? - turns Chain Lightning into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.

new skill:
Hey, I just poison you, and you feel hazy, so you will die slow, life insurance beneficiary me maybe? - turns Paralyze into Luminous' Reflection....permanently.[/quote]

LOL! Nice try xD

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
iowncloud

I'll just come back in 12 hours...

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
alanliuis

Brb in another 12 hours

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
Skaia

its not even april fools yet

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
vBlaze

Please try just a little bit harder.

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited
Xerepic

Wow this is so innovative I can't wait <3

Reply March 31, 2014 - edited