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Loki s guide to sleep

Hey you! Go to sleep! Whaaaa? Let me help you beat insomnia!
Step 1: find a comfortable position (most important step) and do not move at all.
Step 2: Clear your mind, ignore all thoughts. Imagine you are sitting in a stream, and your thoughts are fish swimming past you. (Mindfulness)
Step 3: continue holding still, by this step your limbs will be extremely heavy/hard to move.
Step 4: Wake up... wait when did you fall asleep?
You dont dream when you use this method, but it gets the job done.

August 2, 2016

7 Comments • Newest first

RedEyed

well your not called loki the strange for nothing

Reply August 13, 2016
Xreniya

give me more advice like #2

Reply August 13, 2016
osouseless

That fish in a stream thing is pretty cool.

Reply August 13, 2016
fradddd

There's faith, and there's sleep
We need to pick one please because
Faith is to be awake
And to be awake is for us to think
And for us to think is to be alive
And I will try with every rhyme
To come across like I am dying
To let you know you need to try to think

Reply August 2, 2016
WindowLegs

there is no need to sleep. scientists have proven that the human body only needs rest... sleep is only needed during incredibly cold conditions

Reply August 2, 2016
Sezbeth

Why would I sleep when there's so much to do?

Reply August 2, 2016