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"people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow"

Somebody in a restaurant said this line and everybody bursted out laughing I still dont get it help pleaseeeeeeee

July 31, 2013

15 Comments • Newest first

tommay92

The joke is that apocalypse and tomorrow both have an "o" in them

Reply July 31, 2013
LeaderKai

Basically the joke is:
"people are making [end of the world] jokes like there's no tomorrow"

Reply July 31, 2013
Croodle

...

I thought it was funny.

Reply July 31, 2013
RiorakuZero

A driver hit a cow on the road. He was told to steer clear of any more farm animals.

That's a terrible pun. But it's a pun.

Reply July 31, 2013
NoNsensical

I feel like doing terrible physical harm to my body. Get in the car, we're going to Denny's.f

Reply July 31, 2013
HolyDragon

A guy was once addicted to soap. He's clean now.

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[quote=EpikSnow]so funny i forgot to laugh[/quote]

so clever i forgot its 2013

Reply July 31, 2013
EpikSnow

so funny i forgot to laugh

Reply July 31, 2013
SodiumOH

That joke is so 2012.

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[quote=MegaZord]should've called 911 on his ass
for saying something so terrible[/quote]

whats so terrible about it?

Reply July 31, 2013
Seodan

That's pretty clever haha. But I don't see why an entire restaurant would burst into laughter cause of it

Reply July 31, 2013
Chema

[quote=Kazno]It's not even funny, what's wrong with those people?[/quote]
puns are those weird jokes that are situationally funny for being so awfully unfunny

Reply July 31, 2013
MegaZord

should've called 911 on his ass
for saying something so terrible

Reply July 31, 2013
Kazno

It's not even funny, what's wrong with those people?

Reply July 31, 2013
RandomUsername

serious? you dont get it?
people are making [b]apocalypse[/b] jokes like [b]there's no tomorrow[/b]

edit: anyways terrible ass joke

Reply July 31, 2013 - edited