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What the smash did you just smashing say about me?

What the smash did you just smashing say about me, you little fanboy? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Smash bros tournaments, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Hungrybox, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in project M combat and I'm the top spammer in the entire Final Destination. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the smash out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my smashing words. You think you can get away with spaming that crap on me over Nintendo WiFi? Think again, spammer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Smash Fanatics in the USA and your Preorder is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your preorder down payment. You're smashing smashed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Fox on final destination with no items. Not only am I extensively trained in Gamecube remote combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Nintendo game remotes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Final Destination, you little band-wagoner. If only you could have known what unholy retribution not giving me a demo code would bring down upon you, maybe you would have given me a smashing demo code. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will spam fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're smashing smashed, kiddo