The Fight of the Century
[url=https://i.imgur.com/SMhdlG3.png]Basil doesn't let you have images in threads, but just imagine that this header image was atop the thread[/url]
@Onlinemusic and @Mitarumetaro thought that they had it all: friendship, money, and a music taste superior to most. Until, one day, Onlinemusic discovered that Mitarumetaro liked Avril Lavigne. It was just the song "Complicated", so Onlinemusic let it slide; it was sort of cute after all.
But tensions increased when the two began discussing The Beatles. Onlinemusic though highly of them, but to Mitarumetaro, The Beatles were literally Hitler.
"The Beatles were super influential," said Onlinemusic. "Hitler was influential, that doesn't mean we go around celebrating him" retorted Mitarumetaro. Onlinemusic was stunned as Mitarumetaro continued to compare the greatest band of all time to slavery, among other horrible things.
Wanting to preserve their relationship, Onlinemusic and Mitarumetaro agreed to disagree about The Beatles.
But, as the days went on, and Onlinemusic saw Mitarumetaro's lastfm scrobbles started to include more and more Avril Lavigne, to the point where Mitarumetaro had over 1600 scrobbles of pure Avril Lavigne. As a hipster, this was not acceptable.
Onlinemusic tried to stay cool about the situation, but then Mitarumetaro said that the only reason anyone listens to Elliott Smith is because they want to prove how "edgy and sad" they are by listening to a musician who killed himself. "'You can't be serious? You're confusing Elliott Smith with Nirvana!', declared Onlinemusic as Mitarumetaro scoffed in disagreement".
"Look," said Onlinemusic, "enough is enough. We're going to settle this on the street--just me and you!"
And thus the fight of the century was born. Onlinemusic versus Mitarumetaro!
Place your bets below:
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[quote=OnlineMusic]Flexy, I wouldn't mind putting our inferno cage match to the death on stall to give these kids a quick parking lot beat down..
So what you're saying is that you're on my side? cool[/quote]
i guess
[quote=OnlineMusic]give these kids a quick parking lot beat down.[/quote]
l0l the only thing you can beat is your own D.
ha cha cha
[quote=OnlineMusic]
So what you're saying is that you're on my side? cool[/quote]
nah bruh you wish
[quote=xylyls]I lol'd[/quote]
all y'all better be laughing at @OnlineMusic
I lol'd
[quote=CircleJerker]Did you really come back just to circle jerk?[/quote]
[quote=SemperFi]go away no one likes you[/quote]
Flexy, I wouldn't mind putting our inferno cage match to the death on stall to give these kids a quick parking lot beat down..
[quote=Xreniya]ur a punk funk dumpster
the beetles were gr8 regardless of influence
u dont have to like him but elliot smith is gr8 regardless of suicide
substantiate your claims u dungwad hamshooter
WHY are beetles hilter WHY is elliot smith bad
also avril lavigne is a chump[/quote]
So what you're saying is that you're on my side? cool
ur a punk funk dumpster
the beetles were gr8 regardless of influence
u dont have to like him but elliot smith is gr8 regardless of suicide
substantiate your claims u dungwad hamshooter
WHY are beetles hilter WHY is elliot smith bad
also avril lavigne is a chump
[quote=SemperFi]-snip-[/quote]
Mr Popular is getting out of control. I can see why they call you Mr popular
[quote=SemperFi]Didn't you say this site is childish and you were leaving forever? just leave.[/quote]
Specifically,
[quote=Flexy]Because basilmarket is a site filled with a bunch of manchildren and 3dgy t33n4g3r5 who are too soft for the chan, so they use basil like chan-lite.
If I wanted to surround myself with a bunch of brain-dead jackasses with tunnel vision, I would go on reddit... or go outside.[/quote]
On the subject of brain dead jacka... or maybe I should avoid breaking rule 1, or whatever it is
Mr popular
[quote=SemperFi]go away no one likes you[/quote]
Whoa man you must be mr popular telling everyone who is and isn't on the list of "like" people. I bet people on this site are lining up to see your posts mr popular
go mesican. smash him into pulp.
I need to hang out with you guys again, I miss yous.
i dont get the joke
are you making fun of yourself or something
atleast we can't abuse the polls here
ahaha obviously raven is 100% done for.
That image is great, but this fight won't be
[quote=TheZigen]my vote's on flexy, not that weird elvis haired dude
Strangle him, you can do it![/quote]
<3
[quote=Ruew]- looks at basil id -
- looks at recent post history -
c'mon, how long were you waiting for a circle jerk thread[/quote]
Wasn't waiting around for anything. @Onlinemusic is at fault here!
[quote=CircleJerker]Did you really come back just to circle jerk?[/quote]
- looks at basil id -
- looks at recent post history -
c'mon, how long were you waiting for a circle jerk thread
[quote=CircleJerker]Did you really come back just to circle jerk?[/quote]
Are you looking for a fight too?
my vote's on flexy, not that weird elvis haired dude
Strangle him, you can do it!
Did you really come back just to circle jerk?