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your most awkward

erection/period ever ?

mine happend when i wus playin basketball wit da boyz...we were 12 yrs old n i was gettn the rebound, used dat boxin out and dat vertical and flew up for the ball. next thing i kno, my slippery shorts "slipped off" n naturally i wus goin commando, cuz that's whut my uncle fred used to tell me to do when he'd kum over to visit, we used to play a game called peel the banana, not important tho..anyway, my bes friend at the time, lil timmy, he went rebounding too but he jumped so hi he caught da ball n came down, n landed rite on mi pogo stik..i cud feel all of him at once, it wus so beuatful i started to cri n big smile across mi face...timmy wus cryn also but he wus smilin 2...wus sew qt us 2 together forever n neva to part, i knew that he wus da one for me..n here we are 15 yrs later, timmy's lyin on da couch watchin mi peel my banana to piktures of adam levine..isnt it a hartwarming stori...so i guess my most awkard erkshun was the best thing eva after all

hby guise pls share

August 5, 2013

10 Comments • Newest first

igoturrice

spooderman
hairy puttar

Reply August 5, 2013
NeogolonzoTwo

[quote=Black24Mamba]You should get together with that girl who makes weird threads with awful grammar
I forgot her username[/quote]

pft
she used to b sane but something happnd...her @stinkyflower prolly just made her forget everyting in schoo, gotta get some vagisil fo dat
n also, my stories are from the hart i promis

Reply August 5, 2013
AsianWontons

[quote=fun2killu]Did you really think you were [b]clever[/b] when you wrote this?
My poops are more [b]clever[/b] than this.[/quote]

Sorry, I just HAD to do it. I'm sorry.

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited
JiminyRobins

I was walking from period 3 to 4 and my bizzoner smacked errone's locker doors in.

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited
NoNsensical

Any time where I don't have a pad or a tampon turns into a Biblical myth for whoever gets my seat next class.

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited
NeogolonzoTwo

[quote=fun2killu]Did you really think you were cleaver when you wrote this?

reaallly?[/quote]
im jus a yung boi tryinta to hve a gud time y u hatin
i bet u got an erkshun reading dis

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited
changda

get out OP

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited
fun2killu

Did you really think you were cleaver when you wrote this?
My poops are more cleaver than this.

Reply August 5, 2013 - edited