Conspiracy theory Dead Maple
Contrary to popular beliefs, Maple is not dead due to the declining player base population, but rather something else. I'm here to reveal you the shocking truth behind the decay of the Maple world. We all know nothing last forever and these are the reason why this game is dying.
Extinction of existing mob population. What happens when you over-hunt an existing species? They eventually disappear. Since 2005, millions of mobs were hunted for thier precious loots. As proof, we can see the extinction of a mob of Typhons in Masteria as an overwhelming amount of players hunted them for Typhons feathers to craft equips. The disappearance of these mob affects the ecological balance of the Maple world.
Pollution. Look at everyone! We're using the taxi millions of times releasing noxious gases in the atmosphere. Talking about noxus gases, did you ever check how much fumes a f/p produce a day grinding? Anyways, if you measure the energy consumption in kerning city alone, it is equivalent to 200 million barrels of lithium stones imported from magatia.
Over-harvesting natural resources. An insane mass of minerals and herbs are collected by players each day such as gold, diamond, and lavender. There is just not enough time to replenish this non-renewable resource and in the case of herbs, soil degradation has been a major issue these past pew patches.
Corrupted government. We are rule by a government called Nexon which takes in cash as bribes and gives those cash payers an extremely unfair advantage. This isn't' the worst of it. Sometimes the Nexon government sends innocent people to jail for 7 days to months for god knows why. There is even rumors about the perma'd death sentence, but anyone who speaks of it were never heard again.
Illegal activities. Hackers and their organization of botters have ruled the underground economy affecting the daily lives of Maplers. Part of this is due to the incompetency of the corrupted Nexon government.
A soiled world. Empty of diversity. Absence of righteous political rule. Secretly ran by the electronic mafia. Can this be really called alive?
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[quote=nhan1st]
Illegal activities. Hackers and their organization of botters have ruled the underground economy affecting the daily lives of Maplers. Part of this is due to the incompetency of the corrupted Nexon government.[/quote]
You should probably change hackers and their organization of botters to Black Wings to be more convincing.
[quote=EmpressAria]MapleStory has gotten progressively worse ever since I died several thousand years ago. The obvious solution to our current problems is to reelect me as Empress of Maple World so we can go back to the good old days.
Aria 2016![/quote]
Empresses and emperors don't get elected.
If you did, you wouldn't be much of an empress. Just die peacefully with your title.
B-but Typhons are out again..... DNA cloning?
@nhan1st: Ah cool. I'll do that.
You had me at "Extinction of existing mob population."
Very well written, nothing will change unless we change our ways people, open your eyes!
[quote=09080706l]So it's still Nexon's fault. Well, nothing has changed then...[/quote]
A government can only rule people, but the biological diversity rules the world. Look at the world now! Those crockies used to be so abundant but players farmed them so much that their exp given has decreased, the skills of luminous and angelic bursters destroyed their habitat, and now they are left in ruins.
So it's still Nexon's fault. Well, nothing has changed then...
[quote=NinjaOfTennis]This made my day.
@nhan1st Where you been btw? Haven't seen you around lately.[/quote]
I'm on and off. I'm was planning to move to Bera, but after taking a look at its FM, I decided to stick to Nova. BL me and we'll chill sometime
I thought this was a serious thread, but it might actually be. For the first point, all we do is basically the same thing over and over. Then we have traveling, nobody communicates with anyone anymore. Nexon doesn't know how to properly run their game. The economy is terrible and the hackers are ruining the game (although that doesn't seem much of a problem anymore).
This made my day.
@nhan1st Where you been btw? Haven't seen you around lately.
the black mage took over maple world and youre worrying about pollution
*Looks at camera* House.