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The memory of all that is forever long lasting

I will be here today to write about my life and my journey just to show all of you online people! I will also talk about how much Nexon sucks and how much MapleStory sucks, even though I am still bothering to play it! My name is Ted, I am from the Principality of Sealand and I am 74 years old! I am only doing this for the ukkking stupid doubters and haters who don't believe me, because I have absolutely no understanding that anything you say on the Internet can be easily doubted and faked! Also, I am only doing this so that I will call anyone who disagrees with me an idiot and a retard, even though I am arguing with strangers on the Internet! Also, those disagreements are only opinions!
To start off from the beginning, from a very young age my parents always pushed me to excel to the best of my abilities in school! I was eventually tested with a very high IQ of 167! They let me skip two grades in school due to my very hard work and commitment! This hard work also includes being on BasilMarket wasting my time flaming others and trolling! I was already solving differential equations by the ninth grade and Laplace transforms by grade 12! I bet all of you ukkking morons don't even know what a Laplace transform is! I finished high school when I was 15 years old so that I can go to university and get a job very early!

I obtained my degrees in Mechanical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Aeronautical Engineering, Mechatronics Engineering, Structural Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Agricultural Engineering, Software Engineering and Electrical Engineering at Everest College! I am also an accredited engineer in all of those fields! I was self-taught Python, Ruby, Lua, C, C++, Java, JavaScript, COBOL, QBASIC, Ada and even Limbo! (I even learned a little bit of Perl!) I also got my PhD in mathematics and later went on to become a university professor at Berkeley! I even have a Wikipedia article to show you if you don't believe me! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski

I have spent a lot of my life commenting on online Internet message forums and posting long essays to show off my self-worth that I don't have! I will insult everyone very seriously for being a noob at the game even though that does nothing! This insulting will also show how much I take this game seriously! I also only seek opinions that are in full agreement with me, while I flame and insult everyone else who doesn't agree behind a computer screen! Sometimes I will also ignore the responses of all those who disagree! I will not consider those disagreeing viewpoints that may even contain valuable information worth listening to! All of you ukkkking stupid people must bow down to me! All of you have no right to deny any of my claims (even though you do!) or to even disagree with me! If you want proof I can show you my resume! Here it is! http://myresumethatdoesnotexist.com/haha/you_got_duped/Why_Im_Not_Responding_To_Your_Requests_For_My_Resume.jpg

My life is very hard, my job is very hard, playing MapleStory is very hard for me! All of them are the equivalent of the suffering that is experienced by starving children with malaria in Africa! I don't even spend any of my time on sleep, what little time I have I spend on MapleStory getting my range above the cap while obtaining more than max mesos on every single character I make! (Yes, you can get above uncapped damage, MAX mesos and even the level 250 cap! One of my characters is level 350!) And what other little time I have after spending 62 hours a day working, I spend on BasilMarket writing long essays contemplating about how sad and terrible my life is! There is nobody on planet Earth that is more depressed and miserable than I am right now!

Let me tell you, I love mathematics and engineering and I have the best credentials for them. No one is better at it than I am. My professor in university - and let me tell you, he was the best professor in the world at the time - my high school math teacher said that I was the best student he had ever seen. The best. So if you want me to solve differential equations, let me tell you that I can solve them alright. I can. I am the best at solving them. The best.
You want to know who is not the best? You. You are all a bunch of losers. All of you do not even know your Laplace transforms. Nor are any of you good at playing the game MapleStory. All of you. You want to know who else hates losers? Me. Me, Ted. Nobody hates losers more than I do.

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