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The character above you comes knocking at your door

What are your first impressions and how do you react?

May 5, 2016

441 Comments • Newest first

Doorslam

What happened to your hook and parrot?

Reply June 13, 2016
xTagg

Aye girl you like ramen? I got ramen

Reply June 13, 2016
athmyst

y u knock, i has working doorbell

Reply June 13, 2016
pokiitia

what a weeb -slams door-

Reply June 13, 2016
Episode

But its not garbage day!

Reply June 13, 2016
GamerMechani

Ummmmm.... I think you should get that hetrochromia checked out. P.S.Nice hat.

Reply June 13, 2016
Carbyken

Thank you Redeyed! But your assassination target is in fact STILL in another castle! While I'm at allow me to give you this quest that has nothing to do with your main quest and will take another 143 hours to complete!

Reply May 28, 2016
RedEyed

as much as i would let you in but
your face bothers me so no

Reply May 28, 2016
Xdwow2

When you gonna kill dat n199a mage?

Reply May 28, 2016
keyan22

"Umm h-hi, don't shoot me please!"

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MochaPK

Are those ears real? I wanna touch. * o *

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4kyosuke4

I have nothing worth stealing!

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SunsetChaos

exorcise you.

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Aphyxiate

UR scary and my pet rock is scared of u

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zZTempletime9Zz

omg! you're so kawaii I just wanna glomp you

Reply May 27, 2016 - edited
Quasar

How are you eyes like that?!

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KrazyKid132

Hi how are you.... OMIGOSHADRAGON

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keyan22

*Opens door*
*Steals Kyos Pichu*
*Closes door*

Reply May 27, 2016 - edited
4kyosuke4

So how did you lose your eye? Same way you lost the other wing? Come in, let's talk about it over a cup of tea.

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Rogue

Are you blind son? You don't have pants on.

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LemonMaru

No ones home...:3

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Goomu

Hello again.

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RedEyed

no human allowed inside
only dragons

Reply May 27, 2016 - edited
keyan22

"Are you a real Neko?"

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Nyan

*puts my paws in the air* I swear i didn't do it.

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SuspiciousCats

You've got a cupcake on your head

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CureSword

Woah he is very sparkly

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iBlank

Wtf? He's on fire...
*acts like no ones home*

Reply May 26, 2016 - edited
Aphyxiate

i dawant have ur money 😢😢

Reply May 26, 2016 - edited
RedEyed

dude blizzcon is over

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
pokiitia

wow a beautiful kitten with a beautiful guild.
come in come in

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
4kyosuke4

Died again Krillin? That's ok, you can stay at my place until we find the dragon balls.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
SunsetChaos

push you down
then beat you up and crush you with a hydraulic press.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
Tertle

oh look a weirdo

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
KrazyKid132

oh look a weirdo.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
PenguinMoral

oh look a weirdo.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
LegitShadow

Sorry, I don't do shrimp dicks, gonna have to pass. Even people in my profession have standards.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
uwotm9

how much?

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
LegitShadow

I usually eat them, but yours is a little too fatty, so I'll feed it to my duck.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
KrazyKid132

Well i guess i always knew those quarter pounders every hour weren't the healthiest idea. take my soul now

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
LegitShadow

Fine, but I have a no stuffed bunny rule in my home.

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
st9540734

You can come in... But leave those spirits outside @@

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
LegitShadow

-steals your bird-
-kicks you down the stairs-

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
scapercaper

Dude where's your dragon?

Reply May 24, 2016 - edited
keyan22

"Well hello there, you seem eco-friendly."

Reply May 23, 2016 - edited
Helpingly

Your eyes always scare me.

Reply May 23, 2016 - edited
Carbyken

Thanks for helping, but your assassination target is in another tower!

Reply May 23, 2016 - edited
RedEyed

i still havent thought of a comeback but green dude is welcome

Reply May 23, 2016 - edited
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