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Dear Nexon

My game just froze and I'm wondering why, got up to login at all
Maple just keeps disconnecting and I can't relog at all.
Even if I could it there would still be lag, I throw my computer at the wall.
The dent reminds me it sucks so bad.

Dear Nexon
They call me Sasha and i hope you get this
help me see why the maple experience is so ridiculous
I hopped on for a few, attempted some bossing with my crew
then I got some major lag, I d/ced and I missed the drops too.
But I relogged again, se, hs, si call me phantom.
Went to Gollux first arm, hyper skill everything is going great no complaints
Threw everything at gollux, red star potion 200% boss damage.
Did so much damage, I think King would approve.
But then my character stood helpless, couldn't move.
Tried to press up on the portal, sadly no response
the monster blew up together, this run is totally gone.
The tomb dropped, this boss was a waste, no hope just disgrace
Fix this lag, cannot afford another waste.

May 20, 2014

7 Comments • Newest first

imWanda

[quote=RichAF][i]Nexon headquarters, How can I help you? [/i]

Umm hello, yes I'm throwing my money at the screen but my connection is of a poor man.

[i]Sir... How much money are you throwing at your screen?[/i]

About a few hundred every month or so

[i]Oh I'm sorry sir, you're going to need a lot more than that[/i]

But inbetween school and bills I don't think I can...

[i]There is nothing else we can do for you unless you want to sign up with our maplestory premium [/i]

What's that?

[i]You just need to sell us your soul.[/i]

...... where do I sign up?

[i]Sign.. right here Sasha[/i]

How do you know my name?

[i]Let the DARKNESS CONSUME YOU[/i]

ahhhh what's going on?

[b]too be continued...[/b][/quote]

I got second hand embarrassment reading this.

RIP 2 u.

Reply May 20, 2014
RichAF

[quote=PikaGunner]I can always give you Nexon's phone number aswell. 213-858-5930. Enjoy.[/quote]

[i]Nexon headquarters, How can I help you? [/i]

Umm hello, yes I'm throwing my money at the screen but my connection is of a poor man.

[i]Sir... How much money are you throwing at your screen?[/i]

About a few hundred every month or so

[i]Oh I'm sorry sir, you're going to need a lot more than that[/i]

But inbetween school and bills I don't think I can...

[i]There is nothing else we can do for you unless you want to sign up with our maplestory premium [/i]

What's that?

[i]You just need to sell us your soul.[/i]

...... where do I sign up?

[i]Sign.. right here Sasha[/i]

How do you know my name?

[i]Let the DARKNESS CONSUME YOU[/i]

ahhhh what's going on?

[b]too be continued...[/b]

Reply May 20, 2014 - edited
ColdFridge

E for effort. Needs more consistency re: rhyme & rhythm.

Reply May 20, 2014 - edited
RichAF

@PikaGunner If there was a premium server connection that costed monthly, I would buy it.

Reply May 20, 2014 - edited
Enternal

Nexon : I don't give a sh**, buy moar NX NX NX NX NX, still don't care

Reply May 20, 2014 - edited
Aaaayee

They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name!

OT: Maybe try and reinstall your MapleStory game created by Nexon and maybe by reinstalling your MapleStory game created by Nexon it will fix the disconnections, however, MapleStory created by Nexon is in no way affiliated with BasilMarket.com.

Reply May 20, 2014 - edited